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About Me

You can all call me the Faceman! I'm a serious music critic. Here at the horner corner I will review albums from around the world (as long as I can get them in the Burn). I will let you all know my true feelings. If you disagree please don't hesitate to message me. However, I won't read them because you will be wrong. I am always right when it comes to this type of thing. Remember, i'm a serious music critic! AND ANOTHER THING. IF I DIDN'T DISCOVER YOU, YOU'RE CRAP!!!!Subscribe to my blog to make sure you never miss a review!

My Interests

Go on have a guess!!

I'd like to meet:

Everyone in the music industry should come and meet me. I could make or break you all. I'm a serious music critic don't you know!If you want me to review your music or your favourite bands music, let me know where I can find it and I will try my best. But remember, if I didn't discover you, you're crap!

Music:

I love Music, I'm a serious music critic! But remember. If I didn't discover you, you're crap!

Movies:

Only if they have a really good sound track! In fact sod the film. Just give me the sound track on CD then i'm a happy man!

Television:

Top of the pops and MTV. Anything that doesn't involve music just doesn't interest me!

Books:

I don't read books, just album covers.

Heroes:

My hero is the inventor of the CD. A Mr George Compact Disk. Handy really, imagine if he had been called George Video Tape. It would have been stupid!

My Blog

Hungover Stuntmen

I know I’ve been very quiet in the world of music reviews lately. But everything has been shit!&&&&&&&&. Until now! I have stumbled across a brilliant band that everyone should listen to. Over ...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:31:00 PST

Juanes _ Mi Sangre

Juanes - Mi Sangre Think of latin music in this country and you will automatically remember the geniuses that were Ricky Martin, Shakira and some others!!! Pure latin Pop was great if you were a 12 ye...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 05:00:00 PST

The Delays - You See Colours.

Well its Wednesday again, and it seems like with a wednesday comes another review from the Horner Corner! A complete accident until I noticed yesterday. I have now scribbled out all of the Wedne...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 04:27:00 PST

Panic! At The Disco - A Fever You Can't Sweat Out.

Firstly, I must start off by thanking all of my readers. The Horner Corner reviews have now been read over 200 times! And both The BuNNy and Fall Out Boy, reviews made the most popula...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 04:34:00 PST

Fall Out Boy - From Under The Cork Tree.

I have been getting into so much trouble of late, with requests of can you review this and why haven't you reviewed that? (possibly because its Donny Osmond - you know who you are!). However, without ...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:04:00 PST

Bunny!

During my time in myspace land, a few people have requested my friendship (yes, I kid you not some people want to be friends with the Horner Corner!) Most of these have been small bands trying to 'mak...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 04:29:00 PST

Morning Runner - Widerness Is Paradise Now

The last few days have seen me drinking heavily and listening to lots of lovely new music (thank god for MTV2 and XFM). I have managed to hear loads of new tunes that have got me rathe...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 02:54:00 PST

The Kooks - Inside in, inside out.

Well, it seems like an absolute age since I did some serious music critic work. I have been working hard to get the readership up, only to remember that you have nothing to read!!Although I real...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 08:35:00 PST

The Brits- The only review worth reading

Well another Brits award passes us by. As a serious music critic (and a british one at that) you would think that I for one should be a little bit excited by this time of year. I passed up...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 04:29:00 PST

Felchstar!!!

I haven't got a proper review today. However, as a serious music critic. I don't just sit at home listening to music. I spend time venturing out and discovering new music (i'm a bit like Z...
Posted by The Horner Corner on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 02:59:00 PST