!!!vardy!!!

hey im vardy, i live in a shity wank pit village called meden vale. im in a band called the skagz. we are doin very well at the min. iv been writing music since i was 13 and just love to play music. iv been playing drums and guitar for nearly 10 years now. check out our band site www.myspace.com/theskagz.
i spend most of my time getting shit faced, you only live once. if you think you can drink me under the table you got another thing coming. me, glen and tea pot are hard core mother fuckers we get deep,dark and dangerous.glen and tea pot are hippys, animal lovers and stoners,they are slowly converting me in to a hippy BUT.......im a cunt and will always be a cunt. i love steak, i love lamb and i love chicken. i would eat dog or cat, im not fussy. yes i am a pirate, iv had to be im from meden vale and it smells like shit.
im goin to oneday take over meden vale, and put a massive dome over it. so no one can get in or out and everyone will belong to me. i will fart in your direction and make you lick my feet.
So, I learn from my mistakes. It's a very painful way to learn, but without pain, the old saying is, there's no gain. I found that to be true in my life. You miss a lot of opportunities by making mistakes, but that's part of it: knowing that you're not shut out forever, and that there's a goal you still can reach.
My soul has been destroyed, i now have no feeling's wot so ever for any body. i am cunt a wanker a piece of shit, yea right you keep trying to tell everyone that cos i'll end up better off i always do. IM A FUCKING MACHINE.