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Teapot

Newquay....the place to be

About Me


You Are an Old Soul
You are an experienced soul who appreciates tradition.
Mellow and wise, you like to be with others but also to be alone.
Down to earth, you are sensible and impatient.
A creature of habit, it takes you a while to warm up to new people.
You hate injustice, and you're very protective of family and friends
A bit demanding, you expect proper behavior from others.
Extremely independent you don't mind living or being alone.
But when you find love, you tend to want marriage right away.
Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
The Mighty Boosh!! check out Fossil's moves! haha
The Tooth Puller
People Iced: Forty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Nine
Favorite Weapon Bowling Balls
Arms Broken: Twenty Eight
Eyes Gouged: Fifteen
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: The Knee Bender
Get Your HITMAN Name I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, hear me shout, tip me up and pour me out!I'm a clever teapot, yes it's true Here's an example of what I can do I can change my handle to my spouts, Just tip me up and pour me out Nice out? it's nt nice outMeeting random people is interestin....kirsty the poo head is my love bitch, if you see me pissed up (probs at coyote) keep clear unless you dont mind idiotic danceing. Laura also makes me act like a giraffe on walkng sticks, but she's a good un!I was a hippy in my previous life, but now im a book worm and spend all day reading books about bread bin's and handles.I like to drink...mmmmmmm enjoy your weekends, Err weekdays other than working, i like to watch flowers grow.... MyGen Profile Generator
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My Interests

Animals, especailly giraffes, pigs, panthers, and elephants. Nature, people, randoms, bogies, and travelling pretty much sums it up. I would like to travel to as many palces as possible, Archelon next summer, and then wherever the world takes me.

I'd like to meet:

There's plenty of people id love to meet...Burnt Face Man, Johnny Depp, Richard Hammond, Josh Hartnett, Ade Edmondson, Sharon Osbourne, Victoria Beckham to get some sense into her... stupid bint! David Attenborough, Simon Pegg, Neil Morrissey, Martin Clunes, Jennifer Aniston, Bam Margera, Peter kay, Ricky Gervais, Samantha Janus, Simon Cowell, Pat Sharp, Lee Evans, and of course Jeflongstaf

Music:

In no particular order, Audioslave, Metallica, Megadeth, Kings of leon, System of a Down, Blind Melon, Pantera, Kiss, Sound Garden, Rage Against the Machine, Trivium, Black Lace, Chilli Peppers, Bon Jovi, Ugly Kid Joe, Rammstain, Mudvayne, Slayer, Velvet Revolver, BHG, Disturbed, Creed, Godsmack, Atreyu, Richard Cheese, Foo Fighters, Rob Zombie, Gorillaz, Iced Earth, Nightwish,Also like abit of cheese; Tom Jones, The Drifters, Neil Sedaka, Eric Clapton, Beach Boys, Otis Redding, James Brown, Michael Jackson, Birdie Song, Play That Funky Music, Superman, Agadoo, conga, music man, Come on Bit of Black Lace cheesy music!, ya cant beat the 60s n 70s night at Clumber Park!

Movies:

HOSTEL! If you aint seen it watch it! Shaun of the Dead, The Ringer!! haahaha, V for Vendetta, Starsky & Hutch, Pirates of the Carribean, Point Break,Oceans 11 & 12, Blade, Enemy of the State, Fear and Loathing, Saw, Demolition Man, Sister act's Edward Scissorhands, Fast and the Furious, I Robot, Team America, Arsitocats, Sister Act, Bruce Almighty, Independance Day, Johnny English, Ace ventura, Shrek, Cable Guy, Groundhog Day

Television:

Lost, Two Pints, Mighty Boosh, Game On, Red Dwarf, Bottom, Men Behaving Badly, Hollyoaks, Crocodile hunter, Miami Animal Police, and other comedy sketches

Books:

Fuzz Buzz

Heroes:

My dad ESPECIALLY (for being brave)

My Blog

oooh a say!

not long till chrsitmas time! 10 sleeps till santa! booo yeah, merry chrsitmas to all and a happy wonderful new year, got my new years resolution got yours? bring on the partying!!  ...
Posted by Teapot on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:47:00 PST

My birthday

...was great, cheers for all the 'old git' birthday greetings everyone! Even though i wasn't looking forward to being 20i still had a great weekend, city was ace too i was so fucking mashed nearly fel...
Posted by Teapot on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 05:25:00 PST

Leeds

Well.. the plan of action was to go to Cornwall surfin! but slowly everyone pulled out....which i was very pissy pissed off about, indeed i was! friday night was descison time, hmm what shall we doooo...
Posted by Teapot on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:02:00 PST

Nass

Went to nass saturday nite, got asked to go down, so i though, why not, had a long drive on my own :( wasnt very exciting and to top it off my wipers gave up in the rain! but got there ok, got in FREE...
Posted by Teapot on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 05:33:00 PST

Download

Was awsome! Went wednesday afternoon, o what a trek it was!! dear me! made it eventually with all our baggage found a nice spot of grass land and parked out tent (me n twins) had a few beers, made fr...
Posted by Teapot on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:15:00 PST

You fuckin what!!

Randomly decided to go to notts thursday night, as was well, had a few pints in three lions then went to notts.... Got in pit fine, put sum funky tunes on bla bla, but bouncers bein gays and wouldn't ...
Posted by Teapot on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:14:00 PST

Meadow hall!

I drove to Meadow Hall yesterday by the motorway! wooooooo Even played bogies but there wernt many people so was abit gay, but i overcame my fear of the motorway so all is good, (comence backgro...
Posted by Teapot on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:59:00 PST

Whos stupid..

Whos stupid enough to do a 15 hour shift?.....at night........me!!! wasnt too tired actually, was only me left leg that was giving in, i looked abit monged, but not half as bad as a others haha Im gun...
Posted by Teapot on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:18:00 PST

hehehe

Im so naughty! hahaha its ace tho, hmmmm cant really say ote on here, but erm whata week ive had!! ooooh dear, roll on 2mo!! boo yea
Posted by Teapot on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 03:32:00 PST

Out-ness

Weekend jsut gone, was pretty awsome, wel from thurs onwards.. i was totally wrecked, stayed at gareths thurs for some reason..i remember eating scrambled eggs though, friday coyote....of course!...
Posted by Teapot on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:18:00 PST