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8-Foot Tender

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About Me

Rock n' Roll. Johnny Thunders without the dope. Early kiss without the makeup. The MC5 without the fro. These guys don't need the makeup, women's cloths or a singer with big hair to rock, all they need is: 2 guitars, a bass, DW drums, 3 pairs of sticks, 3 guitar cords, 2 Marshall full stacks, a Orange bass head, a Custom bass cabinet, patch cords, a power strip, 4 hookers, and 6 drunken friends.

Noted as the 2nd best band in Portland, 8-FOOT TENDER stems from Long Beach Legends such as The Humpers, Falling Idols, Busface, and The Charms. Since the Spring of 1994, 8 Foot Tender has kept music lovers coming back for more. Why then, may you ask, have I never heard them before? Well heres your chance to see what happens to 4 of the finest musicians hailing from the So Cal area, when they are transported to Northern territory.
Jeff Fieldhouse (Suicide Kings, The Humpers) L.A./ Long Beach
Greg Odell (Falling Idols, Busface) Long Beach
Saul Koll (The Charms) San Diego
Glen Brunton (Tin Idols, Rat Pack) Santa Barbara
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From Portland Oregon, 8-Foot Tender have produced over 6 albums in the past 14 years, 1 including Scott Deluxe Drake (singer & front man of the legendary Humpers), and another with Drake on his solo album "Grand Mal".

The newest release Escorts By Ian is already infamous.
This is the kind of rock music you never thought you'd need...until you hear it.-Mike Rophoné/Backseat Beat, April 1994
REVIEWS OF SOME 8-FOOT MUSIC:
SkateboardMusic.com - 2006 / Hans-Jurgen Conzelmann
Disc: Chicken Shakes
"Rock n' Roll...This is a damn fine album. Now a days alot of people can't see (or hear for that matter) a good band when it's right in front of their face. If you're tired of being spoon fed your rock , try a bite out of this 8-Foot Tender...and no, it don't taste like chicken! This band will lay the law on how it is and always was, and will not compromise anything in the name of FUN. Before you buy little Timmy that NSYNC disc, let him choke on a little 8 FT, at least that way he can grow up and be outta your house by the time he's 18." "Oh My God It's 8-Foot Tender! I'm listening to this record as I type.(for the 50th time)Although the production on this disc is low-fi in comparison to their live show, it still rocks! This stuff is just good old snotty,dirty rock-n-roll featuring the likes of ex-Humper Jeff Fieldhouse and old-world-craftsman Saul Koll. There's a little Humpersesque feel to it but it also reminds me of Dead Moon with some Johnny Thunders sweeping guitar. The best track is without a doubt "Cry Baby" but it's also hard to deny "Glen's Pants". I've been a fan of these guys for years and so should you. Buy this disc now you won't regret it (unless,of course,you like your Rock gutless and boring)."
Gearhead Magazine - Spring/Summer 1997 / Bruce Saltmarsh
8-Foot Tender is about to emerge, featuring Jeff Fieldhouse (ex of The Humpers). As far as their cassette goes, I'll have to quote my (drunk and retarded) wife, "Rock, rock, and then this shit fuckin' rocks. Nothing else matters, this fuckin' shit rocks."
Willamette Week - September 1995
"...an up-and-coming [band] dispensing punky power chords and fuzzed-out pop. Elemental tongue-in-cheek, 8-Foot Tender has one mode: fast and furious."
"very cool dirty loose R n R. Like a lucky shake of the dice after too many free shots at the craps table. Pretty fun." S.S. 2007
Read about what Jeff Drake from The Joneses and Vice Principals has to say about 8-fooT and other stuff at: http://www.veglam.com/veglam/lire_itw.php?lire_itw=17

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Member Since: 2/10/2006
Band Website: 8-foottender.ws/
Band Members: Jeff Fieldhouse: Guitar/Vocals
Greg Odell: Bass/Vocals
Saul Koll: Guitar/Vocals
Glen Brunton: Drums/Vocals

Influences: Jesus, The Devil, Chairman Mao, Emperor Hirohito, and Michael Collins.
Sounds Like: A PARTY IN YOUR MOUTH.

Record Label: Long Beach Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Austin TX

Austin TXCategory: Quiz/Surveyhey man, we had a fucking blast in Austin TX this last week.Stayed at a 5 star hotel, that we couldn’t really afford but with the help of Mr. & Mrs. Drake it workde...
Posted by 8-Foot Tender on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:53:00 PST

SDD & 8FT review by Brian Zee Last Show @ PORKY's

Thanks to Brian Zee of Jukebox Zeros..this sums up the gig pretty well.Jukebox Zeros/Earaches West Coast Tour 2006: The Chronicles.PART II: Somebody Call the Police. Friday, April 28, 2006Portland, O...
Posted by 8-Foot Tender on Mon, 22 May 2006 03:28:00 PST

BUY 8-FOOT TENDER MUSIC

Go visit the nice folks at LONG BEACH RECORDSYou can buy these 8-Foot Tender cds: chicken shakes / classical strategies for guitar, bass, percussion and voice / sex, drugs, & mike moe/low profile / fu...
Posted by 8-Foot Tender on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 02:44:00 PST

8FT Road Trip

Copied this from odell's myspace Tuesday, May 24, 2005 8FT Tour Just want to thank you for those of you who made it out to the Towne Lounge on Thursday (5/19). It really did supply our ban...
Posted by 8-Foot Tender on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 09:05:00 PST