Hello, I'm Salad Fingers. I like to touch rusty spoons. The feeling of rust on my salad fingers is almost orgasmic. I also like it when the red water comes out. And of course, I also like taps. I want to marry all of them.
My Interests
Red water, rusty spoons, nettles.
Heroes:
Hubert Cumberdale, who recently returned from the Great War (even though he tastes like soot and poo).
