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About Me


Hi. I'm Wilford Brimley and I have Diabetes. It hurts me to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and I took it out on the dog. And two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?!

Hi, I'm former biggest star in the world, Mickey Rooney! And as you may know, I am totally and completely insane! I like to yell at mice with my shirt off! AHH!! AHH!! Sometimes I like to steal other people's scabs! AHH!! AHH!! How do I stay so crazy? Mickey Rooney's Crazy Pills! Take one with breakfast, one with lunch, and before you know it, you'll be up on your roof, poopin' in the chimney! Hold out your stockings, kids!

My Interests

my shaun, pets, days off work, music, makeup, my cabin, jet skiis, shopping, movies, adult swim, scuba, clubbing, 420, vodka, singing/ rocking out, summer, outdoors, trees, frogs, flute, cheez, florida, cats, dogs, english springer spaniels, basset hounds, ragdolls, ocean, mascara, ulta, hair, fake hair, nail polish, dancing, road trips, lip gloss, killing spiders, online shopping, burping, politics, news, hilariousness, piercings, tattoos on guys only, ambient, lounge, indie, sleeping.....

Music:

imogen heap, frou frou, fiona apple, tori amos, regina spektor, daft punk, zero 7, nine inch nails, radiohead, incubus, weezer, m.i.a, fort minor, the album leaf, bush, our lady peace, scott simons, emmy rossum, adele, bloodhound gang, the cure, lifehouse, little jackie, dispatch, one republic, feist, lifehouse, old green day, goo goo dolls, jenny owens young, hope, valente, linkin park, the fray, massive attack, sia, gwen stefani, evanescence, sublime, garbage, smashing pumpkins, pedro the lion, nellee hooper, oasis, lacuna coil, joss stone, gary jules, amy winehouse, duffy, sneaker pimps, robert miles, cynic project, paul oakenfold, fatboy slim, atb, darude, three six mafia, lil jon, lil wyte, david banner, young joc, lil wayne, kottonmouth kings, youngbloodz, nelly

Movies:

300, brokeback mountain, romeo and juliet, blood diamond, hotel rwanda, gladiator, crash, slc punk, the wash, half baked, airplane, the salton sea, traffic, clerks, contact

Television:

the daily show, the colbert report, family guy, prison break, house, the office, metalocalypse, american dad, aqua teen, sealab 2021, brak, the soup, the simpsons, 24, the history channel, best week ever, the news/msnbc/cnn

Books:

Authors - Michael Crichton, Dan Brown, Scott Smith, David Sedaris

My Blog

houses

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poverty

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random set

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creepy playgrounds

mostly russian...
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abandoned amusement parks

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is that unforgivable?

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