Lauren G. - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm just your average person. With super powers.

My Interests

Cycling, reading, writing, 'rithmatic, quesadillas, dieting, men, old men, athletic men, web design, graphic design, Oregon Trail, tennis, walking, playing Hungry Hungry Hippos to the death, POGS, cereal, energy drinks, Photoshopping my head on things, bonfires, general nerd-dom, daydreaming, hooded sweatshirts, summer nights, christmas time, peanut butter, not watching american idol, ice cream, designer sunglasses, BMWs, lemurs, cross country skiing, celebrity infatuations, hating Minnesota weather, camoflage, seeking attention, watching TV shows on DVD, being a hypochondriac, using big words, being in your top 8 *wink wink*, using ellipses...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone.

Music:

I have terrible taste in music.

Movies:

Just a sampling Austin Powers 1-3 Bringing Down the House Groundhog Day Grease Sister Act 2 Mean Girls Starsky and Hutch Anchorman Leap of Faith Father of the Bride Adventures in Babysitting The Wedding Singer Billy Madison Happy Gilmore The Brady Bunch Movie The Devil Wears Prada The Hot Chick Saw The Ring Knocked Up Ladder 49 Heavyweights

Television:

If I had my own TV show, it'd be my favorite. But for now I like Seinfeld, The Golden Girls, Frasier, The Ellen Degeneres Show, and SNL from the late 80s through mid-90s.
I am also quasi-obsessed with Kitchen Nightmares. I have a little crushy-poo on chef Gordon Ramsay.

My Blog

Lauren says...

Obviously, as you can tell, I don’t really blog on here anymore. For nearly two months now I haven’t written a word, until about three days ago when I revamped my old Blogger site and star...
Posted by Lauren G. on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 09:57:00 PST

What’s up Dawgs?

Hi guys, it's me. BRUCE! I hijacked mom's computer while she's at work. I hope you like this picture of me, I was going for the "pouty look" that I see a lot on Myspace. So I just thought I'd introdu...
Posted by Lauren G. on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:19:00 PST

Dog Things

It's quite possible that I got a "perfect dog." Unfortunately, I can't take credit for any of it, since I've only had Bruce for two full days. He comes when I call him. He waits patiently for his food...
Posted by Lauren G. on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:00:00 PST

Seasonal Depression is Going to Hollywood!

Ladies and gentlemen, my least favorite season is approaching. I have to mentally prepare myself just to get through it. For me, this season is a time where things seem mundane, routine, and...
Posted by Lauren G. on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:31:00 PST

An Open Letter to the Customers of Retail Hell

Dear disgruntled department store customers, I understand that life is not fair. After all, we all have our difficulties in life. I, for one, find myself having a bad day from time to time. But please...
Posted by Lauren G. on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:16:00 PST

Wait...who’s this chick again? Did I subscribe to this shit?

Happy New Year friends! I've returned from my one month hiatus. To tell you the truth, I didn't go anywhere. I was still sitting at my computer just as often as before. Not on Myspace. Not looking at ...
Posted by Lauren G. on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 06:12:00 PST

Yep, Another One of These Blogs

I'm here!! Look at me!! Pay attention to me!! The Blog Circus WILL officially be on hiatus for an indefinite amount of time, most likely through the end of 2007 (relax, that's only 3 weeks). As we al...
Posted by Lauren G. on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 05:33:00 PST

Hell has Officially Frozen Over...

Welcome to Minnesota. Happy effin' Winter. In this photo: Minnesota's first snow this season, December 1st, 2007. To my friends in the South: Really hating you guys right now....
Posted by Lauren G. on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 11:42:00 PST

A Good Friend Lost but Not Forgotten

I remember the day I met him. On a beautiful morning in June, I logged on to Myspaceland to see that I had a new subscriber to The Blog Circus. Immediately I felt a connection to him. His bright eyes ...
Posted by Lauren G. on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 06:47:00 PST

No Longer Keeping You in Suspense

I found a new place to live today. I'm very excited. And I will get free Wi-Fi access there so I won't have to give up my evenings with all of you! YAY!!! More to come later. Oh and my plea for reader...
Posted by Lauren G. on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 04:08:00 PST