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Ethan

This is the pocket-sized edition - ATDI

About Me

I am who I am...
sometimes I like to go to the beach and burry metal pieces and write "Get A Life" on them.
I used to be really competitive at sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your team are bad guessers.
I like Statues because they show us what great people would look like if birds crapped all over them. Because Pidgins have no sense of history.
I like video games but they are very violent. I want to design a video game where you take care of all the people that were hurt in all the other video games.
I got these Pajamas with pockets in them. Which is great because before I used to have to hold stuff when I slept.
My computer beat me at Chess, but then I beat him at Kick Boxing.
If I ever saw an amputee being hanged I would just yell out letters.
I want to make a jig saw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces and when its done it says "Go Outside."
I was on the street and this guy waved to me. Then he said I am sorry I thought you were someone else. I said. I am.
Every fight is a food fight when you are a cannibal.
This summer I learned at a party there is a small but important difference between peeing in the pool and peeing into the pool. Location. Location. Location.
Everything is pocket-sized if your ass is big enough.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Scarlet...

Oh and the woman of my dreams wouldn't suck...

Music:

Mostly Punk/Emo/Indie stuff but I am totally open.

Movies:

I love movies... The Prestige, The Departed, AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH, Poolhall Junkies, Ricky Bobby, Office Space, Old School, Seven, Boiler Room, Swingers, Vanilla Sky, Primal Fear, The Last Samuri, The Matrix, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, The Ussual Suspects, Snatch, Gangs of New York, Gladiator, Top Gun, Forrest Gump, The Big Lebowsi, Scarface, Heat, The Shawshank Redemption, High Fidelity, The Sixth Sense, Point Break, A few Good Men, Swordfish, American Beauty, Kevin Smith Movies

Television:

Entourage is about the only thing I really don't like missing.

Books:

The Tipping Point, Good to Great, Rich Dad Poor Dad Series, Think and Grow Rich, Multiple Streams of Income, anything that helps me become a better person or leader and increases my bank account and my ability to help others.

Heroes:

Anyone who chooses to do something great with their lives rather than follow the norm!

My Blog

FOR SALE! 2006 Dodge Charger RT Black, LOADED! NAVI

2006 Dodge Charger RT Black, LOADED! NAVI $25,999 This thing is loaded! You will not find another Charger with this many options! Car is Black Paint with Grey Leather inertior! 5.7 liter HEMI en...
Posted by Ethan on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 03:40:00 PST

ViSalus Visions DViD

Take a look a quick look at what I do for a living and how I mange to drive a brand new BMW that the company pays for...  Contact me if you have an interest in more information... Also feel free ...
Posted by Ethan on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:29:00 PST

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A GOAL?

Hello Everyone!Your friend, Ethan, has invited you to join a network of personal friends in the PathConnect.com community. The members of this totally-free community are dedicated to helping people...
Posted by Ethan on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 03:21:00 PST

I Feel Fortunate...

So I feel like I have had a fun ride over the past few months and for life in general.   Lets see....   In July I worked my ass off and make a lot of money.    I augus...
Posted by Ethan on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 11:26:00 PST

Coheed and Cambria Acoustic Show at Spaceland

So overall I would say it was definatly a fun show.  Coheed was a super interactive band.  Probably had something to do with the fact that it was at a 21 and up venue so it was a very small ...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Funny! MySpace Rants...

Please read this. If you get mad, it's because it applies to you... 1. "NEW PICS" bulletins are fucking desperate and sad. 2. Don't throw up gang signs in your user pictures. (F.Y.I. actual gangster...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Steve Jobs Grad Speech - long ... but inspiring.

Steve Jobs Speech to Graduates at Stanford! "I am honored to be with you today at your commencement from one of the finest universities in the world. I never graduated from college. Truth be told, th...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I like...

Not sleeping. XX. Friends. Cities on ships. Looking and not seeing land. Company picking up the tab.
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Double Down...

Double Down on a Soft 13 with a 2 showing... All my chips on the table... Nervous much? Cant sit down? Winner! haha. God I love Black Jack! Vegas Anyone?
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I feel like a 7 Year old that just got his first set of Legos!

Ok first of all... Legos are amazing. And I miss my Legos! Damn I need to go to Toys are US!But anyway.... I am just had Christmas and all that jazz. Pretty sweet. Family is fun. For a few days. hah...
Posted by Ethan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST