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~*KR!ST!NA*~

"I AM THE KINGS DAUGHTER"©

About Me

about me...


AGE: 26
LOCATION: Southern Cali
STATUS: Taken, happy
Mood: excited
I am just a goofy girl who loves to laugh. I love being with my friends and having a good time. I speak sarcasim as a second language and have way too much free time on the computer!
my myspace karaoke songs

the likes...


sleep, sing in the car, dance up a storm, buying hats I will never wear, pogo, date nights, venting in blog form, ebay, black nail polish, bowling, laughing till my stomach hurts, thumb wars, the middle of french fries (don't ask!), spooning, chunky peanut butter, leaving creative comments/bulletins, sharpies, California weather, working out, being appreciated, sporks, handball (waterfall, typewriter included!), 4 square, compressed air, getting mail (but not bills), creating stuff, makeup, html, chicken sandwiches, heart to heart talks, Panda Express, tiny dogs, dasani water, flinstone pushup pops (orange), role-playing, anything 80s, jeans, beer, carrots/celery, going "AHHHHH" into a fan, ringtones, trampolines, Nicole Miller, Kay Unger,Ginger & Java, Phoebe Couture and Max Azria fashions, sleeping in, Tina burritos, flip flops and bright colored heels, lots of sex, (I'm as kinky as a cheap garden hose)... exploring & trying new things, anything shiny, saltine crackers, Thursday nights at Canyon, chillin by the fire, kareokee, *Sushi (thanks Matt), Halloween costumes, mini-golf, crowns/tiaras, standing out, road trips, accessories galore, wheat thins, Chia Tea Lattes, my Nintendo DS (+Brain Age) game, parties in L.A., COMEDY, knee high socks, sidewalk chalk, velveta shells n cheese, down comforters, In N Out protein burgers, water fountains and falls, quarters, taking pictures (and being in them-but not wearing the same thing twice!), my handwriting, purses, any song with DUH DUH DUH DUH in it, my computer, making people laugh (even if it is at my expense!), pj's, label makers, "Amber Romance" perfume from VS, Disney movies, text messaging, fake flowers, double sided tape, oregami, traveling, sunglasses, people watching, peruse stores, lip gloss, meeting new people, Mr. Clean "erasers", raising havoc and chaos (causing trouble), google searching for random shit, drinking games (beer pong, quarters, horse races, high card, naked twister, etc.), decorating, outdoorsey stuff like camping, kareokee and guitar hero on playstation 2, REAL people/friends, VISITING babies, Friday parties at Tom Green's, themed parties, diet rockstar drinks, photobucket, old fashioned family bbq's (egg toss and 3 legged races and all!), thinking too much, stamps, massages,being a girl and getting dressed up...and I love staying home in sweats and no makeup... I can play mud football with the guys and look like a movie star all in the same day. I love dares and competition....Never tell me I can't do something, cause I will do it just to prove you wrong. I am a total GEMINI through and through! I love inside jokes and spooning. I am a sucker for romance but I won't hold my breath for it to happen. I make my own way. There is more to me than a guy...I've spent enough time and tears on men and assumptions. I have a boyfriend who makes me happy and that is all I need. I was never one for labeling relationships, but it is a necessity in life!!! I just want to spend time with people who make me SMILE!

the dislikes...


milk, call waiting, hickies, camel toes, bad breath, candy, headaches, cooked fish, onions, the color red, Metal music, paper cuts, DRAMA, mushrooms, people (although there are SOME exeptions!), paying for things, rules, the big marshmellows, expectations and assumptions, sticky notes, bugs, snakes, school, zippers, cliches', florescent lighting, crotchless underwear, sweating, Jack, twisty ties, being too hot, ugly people, the moon when its just a tiny sliver, yawning and hick-uping, not knowing why yawning is contageous, tiny m&m's, hearing myself talk on recording, crying, and so much more!

i'd like to meet...


HOT people. You must be attractive to roll with me and my friends! Anyone with a sense of humor and the ability to throw around witty bantar. People who love music and love enjoying life! People who don't blend in or who are boring.

fav book


Bridge to Terabithia

fav music


Everything from Shiny Toy Guns, Stefy, Kill Hannah, Hello Goodbye, Plain White T's, Dispatch, 30 seconds to Mars, Kelly Clarkson, Hilary, Avril, Sugarland, Britney, Jewel, Panic, Paris Hilton, Black Eyed Peas, Pink, Carrie Underwood, Christina, Mariah, all the way to Daddy Yankee, Bon Jovi, Madonna, Shania Twain, Tobey Keith, Sugarcult, Martina McBride, Dido, The Beatles, Fergie, AFI, Disturbed, Elvis, Shakira, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, The Killers, Blue October, Rise Against, Guns N Roses, Suburben Legend, Reel Big Fish, Say Anything, Chris Doughtrey, Hanson, Paul Oakenfold, Mickey Avalon...and so much more!

fav movies


3 Amigos, 40-year old virgin, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Napolean Dynamiat, City Slickers, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, Anchorman, Monte Python and the Holy Grail, Veggie Tales, Finding Nemo (anything Disney, really), Miss Congeniality, Legally Blonde, Clueless, Chicago, Oceans 11/12, Big Fish, Freaky Friday, Ice Princess, Mission Impossible 1/2/3, My Fair LAdy, Some Like It Hot, Bring It on, The Big Labowski, Big Trouble Little China, Grease, Guys and Dolls, Spaceballs, Super Size Me, I ♥ Hukabees, Pieces of April, Romy and Michelles High School Reunion, Crossroads, Faris Bueller's Day Off, Office Space, Zoolander, The Princess Bride, Billy Madison, Zoolander, Shallow Hal, There;s Soemthing About Mary, Indiana Jones series, Top Gun, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Independance Day, Garden State, The Notebook, Cruel Intentions and so many more!

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" I am the King's daughter, but I'm no princess! "
Name:
Kristina King
Age: 25 years old
Location: Thousand Oaks, CA
Zodiac: Gemini
Status: Single
Ethnicity: Im a Mutt!

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I am just a goofy girl who loves to laugh. I love being with my friends and having a good time. I speak sarcasim as a second language and have way too much free time on the computer! Read my blogs to learn more about me!.........

I'd Like To Meet: HOT people. You must be attractive to roll with me and my friends! Anyone with a sense of humor and the ability to throw around witty bantar. People who love music and love enjoying life! People who don't blend in or who are boring.

Likes: sleep, sing in the car, dance up a storm, buying hats I will never wear, pogo, date nights, venting in blog form, ebay, black nail polish, bowling, laughing till my stomach hurts, thumb wars, the middle of french fries (don't ask!), spooning, chunky peanut butter, leaving creative comments/bulletins, sharpies, California weather, working out, being appreciated, sporks, handball (waterfall, typewriter included!), 4 square, compressed air, getting mail (but not bills), creating stuff, makeup, html, chicken sandwiches, heart to heart talks, Panda Express, tiny dogs, dasani water, flinstone pushup pops (orange), role-playing, anything 80s, jeans, beer, carrots/celery, going "AHHHHH" into a fan, ringtones, trampolines, Nicole Miller, Kay Unger,Ginger & Java, Phoebe Couture and Max Azria fashions, sleeping in, Tina burritos, flip flops and bright colored heels, lots of sex, (I'm as kinky as a cheap garden hose)... exploring & trying new things, anything shiny, saltine crackers, Thursday nights at Canyon, chillin by the fire, kareokee, *Sushi (thanks Matt), Halloween costumes, mini-golf, crowns/tiaras, standing out, road trips, accessories galore, wheat thins, Chia Tea Lattes, my Nintendo DS (+Brain Age) game, parties in L.A., COMEDY, knee high socks, sidewalk chalk, velveta shells n cheese, down comforters, In N Out protein burgers, water fountains and falls, quarters, taking pictures (and being in them), my handwriting, purses, any song with DUH DUH DUH DUH in it, my computer, making people laugh (even if it is at my expense!), pj's, label makers, "Amber Romance" perfume from VS, Disney movies, text messaging, fake flowers, double sided tape, oregami, traveling, sunglasses, people watching, peruse stores, lip gloss, meeting new people, Mr. Clean "erasers", raising havoc and chaos (causing trouble), google searching for random shit, drinking games (beer pong, quarters, horse races, high card, naked twister, etc.), decorating, outdoorsey stuff like camping, kareokee and guitar hero on playstation 2, REAL people/friends, VISITING babies, Friday parties at Tom Green's, themed parties, diet rockstar drinks, photobucket, old fashioned family bbq's (egg toss and 3 legged races and all!), thinking too much, stamps, massages,being a girl and getting dressed up...and I love staying home in sweats and no makeup... I can play mud football with the guys and look like a movie star all in the same day. I love dares and competition....Never tell me I can't do something, cause I will do it just to prove you wrong. I am a total GEMINI through and through! I love inside jokes and spooning. I am a sucker for romance but I won't hold my breath for it to happen. I make my own way. There is more to me than a guy...I've spent enough time and tears on men and assumptions. I'm not looking for a relationship to make me happy. I just want to spend time with people who make me SMILE!

Dislikes: milk, call waiting, hickies, camel toes, bad breath, candy, headaches, cooked fish, onions, the color red, Metal music, paper cuts, DRAMA, mushrooms, people (although there are SOME exeptions!), paying for things, rules, the big marshmellows, expectations and assumptions, sticky notes, bugs, snakes, school, zippers, cliches', florescent lighting, crotchless underwear, sweating, Jack, twisty ties, being too hot, ugly people, the moon when its just a tiny sliver, yawning and hick-uping, not knowing why yawning is contageous, tiny m&m's, hearing myself talk on recording, crying, and so much more!

Music: Everything from Shiny Toy Guns, Stefy, Kill Hannah, Hello Goodbye, Plain White T's, Dispatch, 30 seconds to Mars, Kelly Clarkson, Hilary, Avril, Sugarland, Britney, Jewel, Panic, Paris Hilton, Black Eyed Peas, Pink, Carrie Underwood, Christina, Mariah, all the way to Daddy Yankee, Bon Jovi, Madonna, Shania Twain, Tobey Keith, Sugarcult, Martina McBride, Dido, The Beatles, Fergie, AFI, Disturbed, Elvis, Shakira, Jack Johnson, John Mayer, The Killers, Blue October, Rise Against, Guns N Roses, Suburben Legend, Reel Big Fish, Say Anything, Chris Doughtrey, Hanson, Paul Oakenfold, Mickey Avalon...and so much more!

Movies: 3 Amigos, 40-year old virgin, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Napolean Dynamiat, City Slickers, Mr. And Mrs. Smith, Anchorman, Monte Python and the Holy Grail, Veggie Tales, Finding Nemo (anything Disney, really), Miss Congeniality, Legally Blonde, Clueless, Chicago, Oceans 11/12, Big Fish, Freaky Friday, Ice Princess, Mission Impossible 1/2/3, My Fair LAdy, Some Like It Hot, Bring It on, The Big Labowski, Big Trouble Little China, Grease, Guys and Dolls, Spaceballs, Super Size Me, I ♥ Hukabees, Pieces of April, Romy and Michelles High School Reunion, Crossroads, Faris Bueller's Day Off, Office Space, Zoolander, The Princess Bride, Billy Madison, Zoolander, Shallow Hal, There;s Soemthing About Mary, Indiana Jones series, Top Gun, Robin Hood Prince of Thieves, Independance Day, Garden State, The Notebook, Cruel Intentions and so many more!

Comedians: Jeff Dunbar, Stephen Lynch, Frank Caliendo, Dane Cook, Will Ferrill, Adam Sandler, Will Sasso, Bobby Lee,Chery Otari, and many more.

Heroes:

My friends and family!
And... Jesus, Paris Hilton, Oprah Winfrey, Mrs. Bradjavich, Jenna Jameson, Kelly Clarkson, The Head Kibler Elf, Angelina Jolie, The Soliders Fighting For Our Country, Single Moms, Captain Crunch, Drag Queens, Donald MALANIA Trump, and That Old Sex Lady on OXYGEN!
If you always do what you've always done...You'll always get what you've always got!
What I look For In a Guy: tall, funny, sarcastic guys who can make me laugh even when I am upset. Ambition and adventous nature, romantic and caring is a must!...I dont like the tree humpers or the cocky jock types...Must be photogenic and HOT, but not overly self absorbed. Must want to take care of me and treat me like a princess...(even though I will pull my own weight!)...Must love children and be able to act like one occasionaly, yet responsible! A desire to travel and the means to make it happen is always very attractive! Knowing that picked flowers are way sexier than a store bought bouquet!...A social drinker/smoker is fine, but I do not want any drugies or alchoholics...I will not be poor ever again in my life, no matter what it takes, so I need someone who understands that!...I want someone creative and thoughtful. I am not into politics- so not politician types. We must have a lot in common...No health freaks- I try to be good, but I don't want someone who is a nut about that kinda stuff!...No whiners or scrawny guys. He must be able to help out and do his part!...No leches- i need my space! A Parent-friendly, hardworking, honest man. I could go on and on- but I think that gives you the jist!

My Blog

i can’t own nice things....

so...my iphone was stolen out of Erik's car on Sunday.I hid the phone out of fear of it being stolen, and I didnt take it out cause I didnt want to loose it on the golf course. I never left that phone...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 11:45:00 PST

dream dream

so my dream last night was so vivid and realistic, and I can still remember every little detail of it- I had to share:Erik and I won a free home from some big company trying to get publicity by giving...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 04:25:00 PST

YELP!

I am officially a yelper!http://kristinaking.yelp.comcurious? you should be! ;)...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 08:51:00 PST

Dora the Explorer

This toy (age 5+) is sold at Amazon. I just wonder what Dora is exploring! However, one must admit that the manufacturer lives by its name: Wild Planet Toys.Even though my niece loves Dora, I don't th...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:47:00 PST

baby making

          hhaahahah - look at the pic we used.....heheh                  What do...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 10:13:00 PST

growing up

as we grow:as we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasnt suppose to ever let you down, probrably will.You will have your heart broken more then once and it gets harder each time. You wil...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 07:05:00 PST

top songs

   I made this music player at MyFlashFetish.com.what are the top 10 breakup songs?10. "No Woman, No Cry" Bob Marley and the Wailers9. "Achy Breaky Heart" Billy Ray Cyru...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:57:00 PST

new celebrity look a likes

I am addicted! I can't stop! hahahah MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Geneology - Old pictures MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity MyHeritage: Family tree...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:56:00 PST

under covers!

Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com  Subscribe to Cosmopolitan Magazine at a 63% discount! Create Fake Magazine Covers with your own picture at MagMyPic.com  Su...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:38:00 PST

*Sins*

ANGERWho did you last get angry with?.myselfWhat is your weapon of choice?.tongueWould you hit a member of the opposite sex?.if necessaryHow about ...
Posted by ~*KR!ST!NA*~ on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 10:29:00 PST