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About Me

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I'm a 26 year year old criminal lawyer who lives in Perth, Western Australia. I like music. i like football. i like beer. i like disco danceI waste a lot of my time on www.inthemix.com.au/forum with other like minded freaks.At work i deal exclusively with crime. I engage in shiftiness on behalf of the gubberment. I like my job, except its kinda stressful. This means i need to let my hair down a lot and that in itself is worry ;)Please look at my brand new fridge. it's got fridge magnets. i like them. you can write stuff on it.

My Interests

i like pubs and clubs and music events. although im getting a bit old for it all now and i go to bed early ;). i like keeping fit, going to the gym and i love the beach. I like travelling as well. i like fast cars. i like cats. i have a remote control helicopter. i like it a lot. except i broked it :(

I'd like to meet:

i like beef and chicken mainly. also fish. ive eaten some weird shit in india tho. if i could tell what it was id tell you not to eat it.

Music:

Music is my one true love. i like anything with a broken beat. hip hop, breaks, but most all, drum n bass. not really into bands. they are really boring and repetitive. they all sound the same to me;)I also enjoy clubbing. i go to ambar a lot. i also go to the occasional backbeat night @ geisha. i dont go out as much as i used to due to my work and bit of hearing loss.

Movies:

i like movies. nothing cheesy. I like the first blues brothers moofie. i like fear and loathing in las vegas. i like will ferrel. he's funny.

Television:

i hate reality tv. big bother, australian asshole, biggest fat fuck and all that crap. i like docos and anything with intellectual merit. i'm a hell news buff. i can watch cnn for days.

Books:

i like war books written by SAS guys who've dropped more people than you've had hot meals. i like boks about crime too. and i like books about how to steal shiny stuff. i REALLY like shiny stuff.I guess i dont do alot of reading tho coz i do so much through my work. i also have a short attention span.

Heroes:

heroes...good question. always was a big fan of winston churchill. he really knew how to piss off a woman. i like santa too. fat prick gets have kids on his knee and no-one calls him a kiddy fiddler.

My Blog

life is funny

Life is funny you know? One minute your plugging along, doing your thing, everything's sweet or as good as it can be. Next thing, you're on your arse, wondering how the fuck you're going to feed yours...
Posted by Oliver on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

IT'S NOT A MOTORCYCLE BABY, ITS A CHOPPER!!!!!!

"WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HONDA?" "I'M SORRY BABY, I HAD TO CRASH THAT HONDA" "WHO'S MOTORCYCLE IS DIS?" "ITS NOT A MOTORCYCLE BABY, IT'S A CHOPPER" "WHO'S CHOPPER IS DIS?" ........
Posted by Oliver on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 01:05:00 PST

you're gay

you're gay. maybe you dont know it yet, but you're a homo. there's been lots of hints but you just havent been taking any notice. As a guy, you've been trying to be a part of that 'in' crowd ...
Posted by Oliver on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:03:00 PST

I AM GOING TO BE A BETTER BLOGGERS!!!!!!

i am going to start keeping a proper blogs. that means you will all learns more about me and the way i work. i will post pictures of stuff and people i have done. there will be comedies and laffings i...
Posted by Oliver on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:57:00 PST

One A.M. is back!!!!!

Foreshadows presents: The return of ONE A.M. ONE A.M. is finally back in business and ready to rock Perth again at the HEAT NIGHTCLUB on Friday, 23rd of February!! That's right, THE HEAT NIGHTCLUB! S...
Posted by Oliver on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:53:00 PST

Point Break Press Release

From the creators of One A.M. at Metro City Perth, Foreshadows Productions is ready and pumped to spread its wings to explore new territory with their very first Point Break Tour '06 in Margaret Riv...
Posted by Oliver on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:16:00 PST