Well were do I begin. I was raised in the South Pole by a pack a of wolves and a misfit elf named Croquetta. Then I spent 4 years in Australia hunting pigmy aborigines with a beagle and a sling shot until I crossed paths with a cock eyed koala during a walk about. From there I went whale hunting in Lake Michigan. I took up monkey spanking for a bit but ended up with calluses on my knuckles. I ran the Boston marathon backwards just to get a look at life from the other side. next I went on to breed African diving chickens for the 1993 Kenyan farmers classic where I received first place(in your face hector and your Croatian house keeping crabs.) I spent a month with the Dali Lama in a Tibetan whore house just to understand the meaning of reincarnation (wow who knew Abe Lincoln would come back as Paula the pole dancing midget). In my travels I have been here and there & twice through the desert in my underwear. So if your horse is shoed and your chaps are tight we can ride a camel through the night. Sorry Todd I had to do it. LMMFAO !!! If you read this & it made you laugh then I did my good deed for the day. If you know me you know my qualities as a good friend & that it takes time for me to open up & let U in. If you don't know me, maybe you will soon. C Ya ;0)
My Interests
Television:
CSI Miami & NY,Grey's Anatomy,House, MTV & MTV Cribs, Most of what's on Spike Tv, UFC, Pride.
If I were a cartoon I be this. LOL
