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the j@mz

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About Me


The man at the peak of his game. Living in berlin
may be good for you but not so good for your
flat mate Iggy. While he spirals into Heroin
addiction you bicycle down to the Bakery
everyday and record your Berlin trilogy with
Eno. Seems that being by the wall has been good
for you. key albums - Low, Heroes, Lodger.

Your Political Profile
Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Social Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?
some lame online survey says:

(don't click that link unless you want to say no to a ton of useless "special" offers)

bauhaus - Rosegarden Funeral of Sores (live)

My Interests

I'd tell you, but then i'd have to kill you...

I'd like to meet:

investors, venture capitalists, david bowie, someone other than you

Music:



all things bowie
(though i still don't know what he was thinking in the late 80's, and i'm slowly forgiving him for tin machine)

70's glam
(see: t-rex, roxy music, jobriath)

progressive rock
(see: rush, dream theater, genesis, pink floyd, emerson lake & palmer)

most metal
(see: slayer, judas priest, iron maiden, pantera...and metallica in small doses)

90's brit-pop
(see: pulp, suede, blur)

most shoegazer
(see: slowdive, my bloody valentine, lush)

quite a bit of goth/industrial and things related (see: bauhaus, siouxsie & the banshees, skinny puppy, front 242...the list goes on)

progressive trance & breakbeat techno
(see: BT, Meat Beat Manifesto, Consolidated)

throwback bands
(see: jellyfish, imperial drag, jet)

hip-hop created between 1979-1993
(see: public enemy, run dmc, nwa)

punk rock
(see: crass, minor threat, conflict, sex pistols, ramones)

johnny cash is in a class all to himself

some emo/indie
(see: pretty girls make graves, mars volta, modest mouse, cursive, bright eyes)

jazz of all sorts
(see: john coltrane, chick corea, herbie hancock, miles davis)

classical music of most sorts
(sorry kids, vivaldi bores me)

guilty pleasures
(see: 80's hair bands, canadian pop/rock, wayne newton, neil diamond and john (fucking!) denver)

never to be included on this list:
modern industry concepts of what R&B is supposed to be

all country music
(with the exception of the above mentioned mr. cash and hank williams) most traditional pop
(in the sense of celine dion, britney spears, jessica simpson and mariah carey)

Movies:

in no particular order....

the bourne trilogy
the entire die hard series (because i can't get enough of bruce willis saying "yippie-kye-ay motherfucker"

the hannibal trilogy
(see: manhunter/red dragon, silence of the lambs, hannibal)

wings of desire/faraway so close

rocky horror picture show

man who fell to earth

hedwig & the angry inch

any movie tim burton has done

any movie david lynch has done

Dancer In The Dark

Donnie Darko

Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

Labyrinth

Less than Zero

Say Anything

basically every John Hughes movie

every Kevin Smith movie

Almost Famous

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest

A Clockwork Orange

Fight Club

Airplane!

any fellini film

Singles

Heathers

The Hunger

Stigmata

Nadja

Blue, White & Red

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Memento

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

Snatch

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

(you get the idea i hope....)

Television:

kill your television. no, really. kill it! it serves no real purpose other than to pollute your mind...read a book, get a hobby, go exercise...stop being a fat consumer!

Books:

haven't had much time to read lately... when i read, i read the following sorts of books:
philosophy
true crime
programming or trade-related books (i have to or else)
biography
(only related to artists/filmmakers/musicians bands i like)
books by the following authors:
Poppy Z. Brite
Anthony Burgess
Marquis DeSade
...and many others
i've also been known to read: the pokey little puppy books on how to self-destruct

Heroes:

Tim Burton
David Bowie
Jim Morrison
Frank Sinatra
Jeff Buckley
Tim Buckley
Kevin Ogilvie
Dwayne R. Goettel
Martin L. Gore
Chris Thompson (better known as Frank Black/Black Francis)
Brian Eno
Bryan Ferry
Marc Bolan
Iggy Pop
John Bonham
Neil Peart
Mike Portnoy
Dave Lombardo
Les Claypool

and of course....the voices.

My Blog

we delete because we care...

i have no comments. why do i have no comments, you might ask....well, i'll tell you.i'm getting rather sick of idiots 'hacking' myspace profiles to spam everyone's comment spaces with crap like "ooh, ...
Posted by the j@mz on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 06:46:00 PST

hammer of the gods....

if all goes well, led zeppelin will be touring again with the semi-original lineup (jason bonham will be filling his father's shoes...those are big shoes). when this tour hits over here....i will be ...
Posted by the j@mz on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 06:11:00 PST

no need for alarm...

(the internet has become unfriendly to those using operating systems other than Wind0ze...gayness)i'm sure you've ALL my comments are gone....why did i do this? well, i'll tell you...i was in the proc...
Posted by the j@mz on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 12:36:00 PST

the number of the beast \m/ (>.<) \m/

neet. i have 666 friends.give me a dollar!
Posted by the j@mz on Tue, 15 May 2007 11:37:00 PST

i am jack's hidden agenda

ha! there's nothing here... you can now move on with your life
Posted by the j@mz on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 07:19:00 PST

i'm aging like mork from ork

yes, it's been decided that since today is in fact my birthday...instead of abiding by normal rules of aging and turning 1 yr older....i've decided to revert back to being 21 again. soon to follow wit...
Posted by the j@mz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oooh. spooky spooky

gee, it's friday the 13th and mr. voorhees hasn't paid a visit to me. darn it. maybe i should move to Crystal Lake, i might have better luck. in other news, these gateway pron site profile creators ar...
Posted by the j@mz on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:36:00 PST

shut your mouth, what can you say

tom & rupert have gone on a "deleting" spree...i wonder who's fucking who while they're doing all this....(tom looks like a bottom...)in other news, i'm still wondering what the point of keeping t...
Posted by the j@mz on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:19:00 PST

[<----this is totally unnecessary]

wow.i haven't posted anything here in a WHILE...ok, let's see...i have about 450 friends now....and i could honestly careless....i mean, seriously...what is the point of a myspace account other than b...
Posted by the j@mz on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

slowly losing popularity

hm, looks like some of you decided i'm not cool enough for you.... oh well... have i mentioned that it is has been obnoxiously hot here? guess this is what i get for moving to the ehfing desert...righ...
Posted by the j@mz on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST