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Veritas vos liberabit

Wal-Mart has paid me $4.84 at the rate of $8.35/hr to poop.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Music:

Tool, A Perfect Circle, Deftones, System of A Down, Team Sleep, Rage Against the Machine, Slayer, The Prodigy, The Dust Brothers, The Chemical Brothers, The Pillows, Radiohead, Bob Marley, The Cat Empire, Floydian Slip, Weezer, Mindless Self Indulgance, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, The Seatbelts, The Pixies, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Soul Coughing, Nobou Uematsu, Daft Punk, Überzone, Modest Mouse, The Crystal Method, The Gorillaz, Wookie Foot, Static-X, Kittie, Flyleaf, Primus, Pink Floyd, Beethoven, Chopin, Bach, Smashing Pumpkins, Blur, Flogging Molly, Arrested Development, The All Mighty Senators, Sustainable Music w/ Alan. Why are you still reading this?

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Original Star Wars movies, Boondock Saints, The Cowboy Bebop Movie, Fight Club, Kung Pow, Half Baked, Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children, EROTICA, Waiting, Lord 'o teh Rings movies, The Kevin Smith Flicks, A Clockwork Orange, Ninja Scroll, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Super Troopers, Grass!, Supersize Me, Sin City, Requiem for a Dream, Army of Darkness, Teh Matrix, Howl's Moving Castle, Akira, Spaceballs, Trainspotting, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Ong Bak, What the *bleep* do We Know?

Television:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Books:

The highly inaccurate Hitchhicker's trilogy, The Death of Common Sense, This is Burning Man, anything by The Onion, The Tao of Jeet Kune Do, The Fall of Reach

Heroes:

It is my firm belief that He (the Flying Spaghetti Monster) reached down with His Noodly Appendage and created all that we see and feel. Here is an artistic drawing of Him creating a mountain, trees, and a midget.

My Blog

Insight

Just surfin' some audio waves and Raina is totally diggin' it. My kid rocks.
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 07:30:00 PST

Argh.

My two weeks vacation is coming to an end..... I don't know if I can assimilate back into the real world. I think I might just kill myself. I just don't know how I should go about doing so. Suggestion...
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:29:00 PST

Update.

Lately, I've been digging the Canadian music scene. Couple of the bands you should check out are Feist and Tokyo Police Club. So yeah, check 'em out....
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:32:00 PST

I wish I had time to catch up with friends.

Really, I do. At least the ones I have left. Most of you are complete douche bags, or just don't care to talk to me anymore. To the ones who have strayed, fuck you. I hope your joys in life wither and...
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:01:00 PST

You all suck. (Except maybe Derek, Heather, Nicci, and Mattwings...maybe.)

As some may know I leave the Psychadellic Trans-Cosmic Space Carnival tomorrow. For those of you who will not attend, I laugh at you. GOOSH!...
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:19:00 PST

Why?

So my grandmama has a tumor. It's about 20lbs. large, hence why she's so rotund for those of you who know her. She also has 3 blockages in the arteries of her heart, very serious ones, and recently ha...
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:40:00 PST

Chronicals of the Soothsayer I

I drove to Mexico once. Merely to pet and eskimo, mind you. Needless to say, I was sorely disappointed. You see eskimos were once the dominate species in those lands, but have since then evolved into ...
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 07:44:00 PST

Alrighty then...........picture this if you will......

So I was at the bitchin' kitchen mackin' on some food. I spied this group of ninjas flippin' out and shit. Then this other group of ninjas came in and was all like, "Party of 50."Then they saw each ot...
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 10:44:00 PST

The year: 1345.

At the Ren Faire, I was originally suppose to be part of the fighters guild. Then the town guard. But some how I decided that volunteering for jousting squire was a good idea. I thought, "It can't be ...
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 11:46:00 PST

Play something funky, I need a wetnap.

Sometimes, I'd like to think there's a big Slovakian nurse inside me just waiting to burst out.
Posted by Veritas vos liberabit on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST