The Earth-2 Jason

Mere hours before the planet Prada exploded, its leading scientist Pe-Nis and his fag hag Shirley placed their adopted son, Jason, into a shoe-shaped rocket and sent him hurling towards the Earth. Then, they went to Happy Hour to enjoy cheap martinis before meeting their demise.
Jason was found by an elderly couple in Bellefonte, PA , who raised him as their own but noticed at a young age that this boy from space was different from other children. He wanted to be a garbage man and often performed the amusing 'banana dance.' He also quickly developed 'bargain vision,' which allowed him to spot a sale from miles away, and an uncanny charm that seems to melt boys hearts.
Today, Jason lives in Philadelphia where he fights the never ending battle for a reasonable fascimile of the truth, economic justice in the form of thrift store puchases, and the gay american way, which involves not only allowing but encouraging lesbians to marry.
PLEASE NOTE: Unless you know my last name or the e-mail address I use for this account, you can not add me as a friend. I suggest that you message me first, say hello, prove to me that you are interesting, or at the very least charming, and then we'll see what happens. :)
First Name: Jason aka 'Jay'
Middle Name: Paul
Birthday: September 1st. IM me if you need gift ideas.
Eyes: The eyes have it. And mine are hazel.
Hair: Brown, short, with lots of texture
Fav color: Blue
Day/Night: I'm a morning person. Deal with it.
Fave Food: Lately, anything modified by the adjectival phrase: "Buffalo Chicken"
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? No, but I'd prefer the title of 'King' or 'Lord Darth'
Do you like anyone? Indeed, I do
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? Bennis the Menace is totally The Earth-One Jason
Who's the loudest? Stephen, but Gustavo gets loud when talking about orgies at Barnes and Noble
Who have you known the longest of your friends? Erin, since birth, followed by Kelly
Who's the shyest: I mortify shy people.
Are you close to any family members? I like to think so yes.
When you cried the most: June, 2001
What's the best feeling in the world: Watching your children grow up. As I have no children, I will say 'Christmas Eve'
Worst Feeling: Having to pee and not being able to find a bathroom
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: shag carpeting!
Let's run through: the car wash naked!
Let's look at the: shirtless bois!
What a nice: ass!
Where did all the: Mediums go? All I can find are XS and XXXXXL!
Why can't you: just do what I tell you?
Silly, little: heterosexual!
Tell me: that you didn't just set that on fire!
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: Does College count?
Pictured your crush naked: Yup
Skipped school: With John Kocul, we skipped an Honors English test!
Broken someone's heart: I have.
Been in love: I have.
Cried when someone died: I have.
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: I can always 'have' someone. I'm content to settle for friendship. Nothing wrong with friends!
Done something embarrassing: Please. It's ME.
Done a drug: Welbutin motivates me to do the dishes and take out the trash.
Cried in school: Fourth grade when Mrs. Andrews sent me to 'The Wall' Don't ask.
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: St. Christopher Medal
Person You Hate Most: I hate the game, rather than the playaz.
Best Thing That Has Happened: The Clinton Adminstration, January 1993 to January 2000
Ice Cream: Vanilla. That's the plainest thing about me.
WHO Makes you laugh the most: Adam!
Makes you smile: Thinking about Senator Santorum being voted out!
Has A Crush On You: If you haven't fallen in love with me reading this, then no one I am aware of.
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: I'm not a player I just crush a lot!
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: Yup
Made out with JUST a friend?: OH Honey yes! New Years 2003!
Kissed two people in the same day?: Only the OC knows for sure
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: What happens with the OC stays with the OC!
Been rejected: . See Also: Ginger Kid hahahaha
Been in love?: Of course
Been used?: Yes
Done something you regret?: Yes
Cheated on someone?: Next question.
Been called a tease: Yes
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: My neighbor Kent, as he was leaving
You talked to on the phone?: AlexSando
You hugged?: Kent
You instant messaged?: Dandy Andy T!
You kissed?: Matt! :-p
You yelled at?: Define 'Yelled'
Who text messaged you?: Bennis, re: tranny hookers at a concert
Who broke your heart?: Kody
Who told you they loved you?: Adam!
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