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InvaderShem

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.

About Me



I edited this fraggin' thing with rancid yak butter !

I enjoy reading, explosives, watching movies, short unemployment lines, drunken bar brawls, Jesus, incredibly loud music, and long, romantic moonlit walks to the beer store.a style="text-decoration:none;position: absolute;top:1px;left:1px;"

My Interests

Mad scientific disciplines with a specific interest in global destruction.

I'd like to meet:

I'm interested in finding a nice, conservative, incredibly hot, Christian woman(or women) with whom to get drunk and share illicit sexual relations. No weirdos, alien abductees, or open sores, please. Also, a healthy disposable income would be a bonus. In other words, if you have finished reading this and laughed, I think we'd get along just fine.

Music:

I'm all about old punk rock, rock-a-billy, the blues, classical, er, well, actually I think the only types of music I really don't much care for are E-Z listening, cerebral jazz and what passes for "R&B" these days. However, all genres have some specific artists and/or songs which are worth a listen or two. . . Which Tarot Card Are You?
You are the Fool card. The Fool fearlessly begins the journey into the unknown. To do this, he does not regard the world he knows as firm and fixed. He has a seemingly reckless disregard for obstacles. In the Ryder-Waite deck, he is seen stepping off a cliff with his gaze on the sky, and a rainbow is there to catch him. In order to explore and expand, one must disregard convention and conformity. Those in the throes of convention look at the unconventional, non-conformist personality and think What a fool. They lack the point of view to understand The Fool's actions. But The Fool has roots in tradition as one who is closest to the spirit world. In many tribal cultures, those born with strange and unusual character traits were held in awe. Shamans were people who could see visions and go on journeys that we now label hallucinations and schizophrenia. Those with physical differences had experience and knowledge that the average person could not understand. The Fool is God. The number of the card is zero, which when drawn is a perfect circle. This circle represents both emptiness and infinity. The Fool is not shackled by mountains and valleys or by his physical body. He does not accept the appearance of cliff and air as being distinct or real. Image from: Mary DeLave http://www.marydelave.com/
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Movies:

Hmmmm, yes! I do enjoy movies!!!

Television:

Uhmmmm... Nope, don't care for that much.

Books:

I'm a BIG fan of those! I recommend to everyone "The Holographic Universe" by Michael Talbot, "The Hiram Key" by some guys I ferget 'cause I drink too much, and anything by Terry Pratchett (especially "The Thief Of Time")

Heroes:

Boba Fett for being an intergalactic bad ass. Jonny Rotten for filling my head with visions of breaking stuff. Joan Jett for being the Cherry Bomb. James Dean for teaching the world how to be cool. And, of course, Shane McGowan for managing to be SUCH a lush that he got booted from an IRISH PUNK ROCK GROUP!!!! Damn, that's some drinkin'!!!!!

My Blog

I’m a gnome. How peculiar.

This is a long quiz in case ya wanna take it:..I Am A: True Neutral GnomeRogue (6th Level)Ability Scores:Strength-13Dexterity-13Constitution-15Intelligence-17 Wisdom-13Charisma-13Alignment:True Neutral...
Posted by InvaderShem on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 01:40:00 PST

A bit of philosophizin

Okay, this is an excerpt of a piece I wrote for a magazine. I set it here, 'cause I suspect it's gonna get edited up a bit, and I wanted to save it fer posterity. And 'cause I'm more than a little e...
Posted by InvaderShem on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 05:15:00 PST

Overshoot

Yeah, so I went out to El Ciudad de Los Angeles last weekend. Visited my old man, hung out with a couple of friends in the area. I'd tell you how we pulled a great joke on him, but I don't have an...
Posted by InvaderShem on Sun, 11 May 2008 11:58:00 PST

Pyratin’!

So, here's some more pics. It was one HELL of a turnout. These were from last weekend at the New Orleans PyrateCon. The city's parade people (and they KNOW parades here) pegged the invasion at 2700...
Posted by InvaderShem on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 03:01:00 PST

My ’94-5 World Bar Tour

Here's a buttload of pics from where I invaded everywhere, drank their beer and then left............ Whew!!!!...
Posted by InvaderShem on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 02:59:00 PST

Chairman of the Board

Wow. I’m just a blog-o-maniac these days. But this new computer is one o’ the coolest toys I ever got myself. I just can’t keep my hands off it. (except to make pee, of course.) ...
Posted by InvaderShem on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 09:58:00 PST

I did it all for the wookie!

So, despite the title, this one’s gonna be a serious(ish) installment. Ya see, I periodically review my assumptions, prejudices, attitudes and views. When I break ’em down and look close...
Posted by InvaderShem on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:48:00 PST

Imma get crunk!

What the hell is up with this new blog-editor? It says it can’t run on my Operator and now ya need a microscope to read it!!! Well, anyhow.... I almost went to jail again yesterday (through n...
Posted by InvaderShem on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 03:51:00 PST

Da doo wah diddy!!

Ya know....  the strangest thing happened a few weeks ago.  My first full day in the new house, and a neighbor’s place burned down....  again (those of ya "in the know" know what ...
Posted by InvaderShem on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:15:00 PST

20 lashes

Once again, it's been a while since my last entry. So, let's see what I've been up to, shall we? I'm working on a new rig now, and they're a LOT more generous than my previous jobs have been. Like...
Posted by InvaderShem on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 07:53:00 PST