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Absinthe

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Everything you think you know about me is true. I am an evil, twisted devil-worshiper. I sacrifice kittens and babies, then dance naked, covered in their blood, around a campfire calling upon the great old ones to smite the blessed and raise the wicked to immortal supremacy on earth. Plus, your slut of a daughter gangbangs me and my friends on your dinner table in exchange for crack cocaine. I hate puppies, flowers, apple pie, mom, and everything American, especially the President...but most of all I hate you with a murderous passion you could barely understand with your limited intellect. Everything you feared about me is true.
Oh, and I know where you live.
"I didn't want to hurt you, Baby,
I didn't want to hurt you.
I didn't want to hurt you,
But you're pretty when you cry.
I didn't want to fuck you, Baby,
I didn't want to fuck you.
I didn't want to fuck you,
But you're pretty when you're mine.
I didn't really love you, Baby,
I didn't really love you.
I didn't really love you,
But I'm pretty when I lie."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Salad Fingers , Greg Graffin, Andruw Jones, and Paris Hilton (I could so take that bitch, and her little dog too.)

Absinthe the Red's Crew

The Quest for Booty has 13 Crew Members.

(Quartermaster) JennWoman

(First Mate) Atropa Miakoda

(Boatswain) Jen

(Cabin Boy) Wheezy

(Scout/Musician) Jolly

(Gunner) Robin

(Powder Monkey) Doc

(Consort's Captain) Nigel

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My Blog

Obama-overloaded Absinthe says:

So I spent two fucking hours typing out a brilliant post about my views of Obama and his propsals for the Country and liberal-ass MySpace ate it. I'll sum up with two bullet points instead. Anyone who...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 17:43:00 GMT

Increasingly Irritated Absinthe says:

"No one wants to hear your crib midget cry." I'm certain that anyone reading this thing knows me well enough that they have heard me say something akin to that very phrase and one time or another. C...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 19:22:00 GMT

Still morose Absinthe says:

This is how it's really done. Notice what's being said about Hank's character as well as his athletic ability. Bet they didn't say shit about Bonds being a great guy...Check out this video: Hank Aaron...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 23:58:00 GMT

Morose Absinthe says:

I wish I could be happy. I really, truely do. But I can't. I just can't bring myself to be anything but sad and disappointed. I'm glad it's over on several levels, but it still makes me want to cry. ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 18:04:00 GMT

Bored Absinthe says:

It's hit me. That urge to pen something. Something angry, cause...well...it's kind of what I do. So let's spin the Wheel of Shit-that-Pisses-Me-Off and see what topic I'll be bitching about today........
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:10:00 GMT

Heedlessly Giddy Absinthe says:

In April there is a Pirate Convention in NOLA!! I think I actually sqeeked when I learned of its existance. I already told everyone at work that I would cry if I can't go. And I meant it. They're havi...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:36:00 GMT

Birthday Girl Absinthe says:

Happy birthday to me! Or at least it was a happy birthday. I got a yummy home cooked steak dinner, birthday cake of the sugary kind, a stud finder (how many jokes can one girl make?!), a trip to the m...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 12:56:00 GMT

Annoyed Absinthe says:

Stupid Superdome...Since I just had one hell of a day at work (we're about 4 blocks from the Superdome so everyone and their mother had to check in/saunter by), AND have another fun day to look forwar...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 21:25:00 GMT

Mildly Excitable Absinthe says:

So, on top of being the proud owner of a shiny, new, just-out-of-the-box computer capable of playing City of Villians (courtesy of one NinjaJ), I also have the joy of being asked back to Universal to ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 21:06:00 GMT

Insomnia-happy Absinthe says:

So, since I have to keep myself awake tonight in order to not pass out at the desk for the night audit tomorrow...random posting it is! A) Dinner with the family is always good, even when the ste...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 02:19:00 GMT