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About Me

Wow.. where to start.. I took six days to create you ungrateful S.O.B.s when I could have done five, and gone bowling on the last two. Now you have made a farce out of the paradise I gave you. Turned the best piece of land into the armpit of the world, (I belive you refer to it as New Jersey?)Ohh and you killed my son...twice.Now this Tom guy comes and tries to take my place? Do what I do? Except with machines? And he can't even provide pure uninterupted content? I can make wine out of water. Let's see him do that with a mouse. Sure he can make Britney Spears look like shes getting gangbanged by a mexican midget mariachi band but come on, water out of wine. Anyone?

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My Interests

Creation

I'd like to meet:

When you're weekly poker game includes the likes of Me, the Easter Bunny, Santa, and Jimmy Hoffa, who else is there to meet?

Music:

KORN, ROB Zombie, punk rock, really the only pure music left, save Jessica Simpson (I say that cause I like looking at her not listening) *By the Way, between us, not my work if you know what I mean

Movies:

Stallone, boy did I do good with that one.

Television:

My worst creation ever, but hey we all have our bad days.

Books:

Well, I was in charge of the bible, and I kind of was the ghost writer for the Quran, which was a bad idea, led to these a holes:

Heroes:

My Blog

Fashion things i dont get

Shirt Belts. What do these keep up? What is their purpose? Or are the kind of like an appendix, just left over material, that really serves no purpose but when preparing felt if it wasn't ...
Posted by God on Wed, 16 May 2007 11:17:00 PST

Where is the love?

How many of us have seen that Austin Power's where Fat Bastard so eloquently describes the smell of his dookie, using the visual of an apartment building with the combonation of multitudes of ethnic c...
Posted by God on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:54:00 PST

Quick Poll

So I took a poll recently of people here on myspace and here is what I found: 95% of myspacers have a webcam, or digital camera ok thats good, some tech savvy kids and adults 100% of that previ...
Posted by God on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 03:15:00 PST

Reverse Stalking??

Ok, so lets go over the things we do know. 1.) Myspace is full of horny men, looking for women, that's just men in general and not limited to just myspace. However, myspace does prove to be a ni...
Posted by God on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 02:54:00 PST

If only i could find a way to make myspace my sugar dady

Earlier this week i read an article about a sweet and victimized 14 year old in Texas, who was "assaulted" by a 19 yr old man she met on myspace. Anyways, she is saying myspace didnt "prot...
Posted by God on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:17:00 PST

McDonald's ketchup

First off, is it wrong of me that whenever i see a hefty black man, i get the urge to say, "Hey, Hey, Hey?" i don't see the harm. Moving on to the bulk... is there any fast food restaurant that ...
Posted by God on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:20:00 PST

All things NASCAR

Dearest readers, (All three of you) i sincerely apologize for My lack of writing these past few weeks, but believe Me it is not My fault. Even My powers can not supercede the power of NASC...
Posted by God on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:12:00 PST

Things that are there for a reason...

1.) Turn signals- most people, most notably people from the North, neglect these little creations like crack whores neglect their children. They are more so an after though...
Posted by God on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:14:00 PST

Seriously

Sometimes, some of you people make Me sick. Make Me sad. This beautiful domain we call Myspace.com is the 2nd biggest headline getter in America right now, behind Gas Prices. Today i saw two disturbin...
Posted by God on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 08:26:00 PST