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About Me

I've been around since the begining of time making the world a better place. Where would you be without me, what would you do on Friday and Saturday nights, Read? yeh right. without me there would be no parties, a lot less sex, and overall a general lack of intrest in life. Remember that. I am also the ..1 consumed beverage in the world, yes even more than water.

My Interests

Drinking, partying, drinking more, vomiting, passing out, repeat

I'd like to meet:

People who drink in excess.%D%A%D%A%D%A
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Music:

The Alkaholiks, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, John Lennon, Dr.Dre, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, They're some of my biggest fans so I figured I'd return the favor.

Movies:

Strange Brew, Leaving Las Vegas, The Real Cancun, Billy Madison, Dazed and Confused, Swingers

Television:

Beer Comercials, Intervention (The funniest show on T.V., I mean they can't be serious, right?), The Man Show, IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA!

Books:

The Bartender's Bible, Daddy Drinks Because You Cry: Explaining Alcoholism to Children, Alcohol Assesment pamphlets, The Driver's Retraining Manual, How To Make Moonshine Without Going Blind

Heroes:

Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Jose Cuervo, Samual Adams, Pepe Lopez, Jonny Walker, Adolphus Busch, Captain Morgan, The Guy(s) who first drank me, Pete Coors, Hunter S. Thompson, Charles Bukowski.

My Blog

On Halloween...

With Halloween only a few days away, the only that scares me is how drunk I may get and what kind of stupid shit I may do. I have a feeling that I may as well just dress up as an inmate just to ...
Posted by ALCOHOL on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 11:26:00 PST

Make a Drink

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Posted by ALCOHOL on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 04:58:00 PST

.37

So I blew .37 in a police brethalizer last night, no bullshit! Now I know doctors and scientists and that sort will tell ya that I should have been dead or unconsious, I bet they are gonna feel ...
Posted by ALCOHOL on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 01:10:00 PST

Immortal Combat?

Who do you think would win in a no holds barred, Rocky 5 style street fight; Capin morgan or Jose Cuervo and why?
Posted by ALCOHOL on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:19:00 PST

On Visiting the Zoo...

So last night I went to a party and might of had a little too much to drink, I base this on the fact that after that I "let" myself into the zoo. To the best of my recollection after touring the...
Posted by ALCOHOL on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:06:00 PST

Teeth ARE important

So I got really drunk the other night fell down and knocked out a tooth, its cool cause I'm getting a new one tomorrow. The moral of this story is that I will now only drink while wearing a helm...
Posted by ALCOHOL on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:12:00 PST

On Drinking and Driving...

I used to hate drinking and driving because my cup holder was to big for a beer can allowing for a lot of spilage, but now I have a whole new reason which involves a "barrowed car" and a garage door w...
Posted by ALCOHOL on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:19:00 PST

Alcoholic Adventures?

..So myspace is becoming a big deal nowadays, this page is constantly growing cause we all got a common interest here. So the question is if we had a big alcoholic type party in the Bahamas in a...
Posted by ALCOHOL on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 05:40:00 PST

Alcoholic Olympics

So if there was an Alcoholic Olympics what event do you think you would be best at, like in my case I would be a strong fovorite for the Gold medal in beer pong, what about you?
Posted by ALCOHOL on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 01:31:00 PST

Why I would rather drink with a leprechan than you.

So next in my search for the ultimate drinking partner is a leprechan, but not the leprechan from the movie series also titled leprechan. So here are a few reasons why. 1. Because they are...
Posted by ALCOHOL on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 12:14:00 PST