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About Me

She could not descend into an existence where her brain would explode under the pressure of not outdistancing itself from incompetence. A.R.“I shared a dark suspicion,” Kemp says, “that the life we were leading was a lost cause, we were all actors, kidding ourselves along on a senseless odyssey. It was the tension between these two poles — a restless idealism on one hand and a sense of impending doom on the other — that kept me going.” H.S.T.“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of the players, (ie everybody), to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.” N.G."No, I don't think I will kiss you, although you need kissing, badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how." M.M"Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now." A. B."Her voice makes me think of her mouth makes me think of her breath makes me think of her breasts." C.P."The danger is too great of thus learning to look at solemn things in a spirit of mockery, and to seek in them opportunities for exercising wit" CSL
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My Interests

I prefer bars to clubs, outdoors to indoors and enjoy a good 18 YO single malt. I talk politics and religion, but only when I am drinking. Margaritas are best when consumption begins before lunch, and continues through dusk. I like German beer, Italian Food and French wine. I enjoy tasteless jokes and colorful language. I like dry wit, brute intellect and subtle charm.

I'd like to meet:

Christian Bale. Naked.

Music:

Fernando Martinez is my DJ

Movies:

Last of the Mohicans, everything Kubric, Amadeus, The Big Lebowski, ALL Wes Anderson films, The Professional, True Romance, B.S.'s Dracula, Starship Troopers, Tombstone, Mel Brooks, MST3000, Age of Innocence, Blues Brothers, Hope and Glory, Wet Hot American Summer, Anchorman, Dumb and Dumber, Swiss Family Robinson, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, American Psycho (anything with Christian Bale), Monty Python(s), Errol Morris films, Mad Max, Pi, Batman, Batman Begins, Slap Shot, Cool Hand Luke, Hud, Planet of the Apes (original), So I Married an Ax Murderer, Jesus Chri..

Television:

Rescue Me, The Office BBC, The Shield, Law and Order, VH1, Ab Fab, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Ali G, CSPAN, Deadliest Catch, Arrested Development

Books:

The Count of Monte Cristo; The Company; Neil Gaiman: Good Omens, American Gods, Stardust, The Sandman; Everything is Illuminated (Goddam Hilarious), Fear and Loathing(s), Ayn Rand- Atlas Shrugged, Anthem, We the Living, The Fountainhead; the Captain Pugwash series by John Ryan; Edith Wharton- The Age of Innocence (hot); C.S. Lewis- Phantasmagoria; Douglas Adams; Charles Bukowski; Chuck Palaniuk- Choke, Survivor, Stranger Than Fiction; Thomas Freidman, Bill Waterson- Calvin and Hobbes, The Brothers Karamazov- Dostoevsky, Freakenomics.

Heroes:

Julia Child- firstly as a member of the OSS, and secondly as a damn good cook. She could hold her liquor like a champ.
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My Blog

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

I'm a man's ideal of a perfect meal Right down to the demi-tasse. I'm a pot of joy for a hungry boy, Baby, I'm cookin' with gas. Oh, I'm a gumdrop, A sweet lollipop, A brook trout right out of the bro...
Posted by mitzi on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:03:00 PST

Mother Dearest

I called Jane, and she went into ultimate hostess mode.  It was hilarious- like a military operation.  This is the convo: Mitzi (casually): So a friend is coming over for dinner, a...
Posted by mitzi on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:09:00 PST

Favorite Lyrics Right Now

I could have lied- RHCP
Posted by mitzi on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:22:00 PST

Downing Vodka and Throwing Punches

So last night I had another crazy dream.  I was in Russia with Jane (my mom) and we ordered some Vodka- appropriate for Russia I'd say.  We asked the bartender for something traditionally Ru...
Posted by mitzi on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:49:00 PST

Dream a little dream

So last night was insane.  I went to sleep and had a crazy dream.  I was in an big old car that I drove off a pier or a bridge or something.  I didn't know why at the time, but I knew i...
Posted by mitzi on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:50:00 PST

VACA

So it's all a bit hazy, but from what I can remember I had a hell of a time.I was greeted with hugs and scotch.  Lunched at a beautiful restaurant overlooking downtown Seattle.  Spent the af...
Posted by mitzi on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:03:00 PST

bon mitzi

Hannah used to work on the docksUnion's been on strikeShe's down on her luck!!!It's tough... so tough!Mitzi worked the diner all dayWorking for her friendShe brings home her pay for love...For love!Sh...
Posted by mitzi on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 09:46:00 PST

Ever fallen in love with a fictional character?

The following is an excerpt from Atlas Shrugged, © Copyright, 1957, by Ayn Rand. It is reprinted with permission from the Estate of Ayn Rand."So you think that money is the root of all evil?" said Fra...
Posted by mitzi on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:13:00 PST