DJ At Night

Not sure about this section. Write me a blurb and I will put it up here.
Here are two examples:
"Drinking until you're fucking sick. Drinking even more. Assaulting your friends. Assulting yourself. Feeling pain like never before. Falling on your fucking face. Hating everyone but saying you love them. Enjoying trauma. Being as crass as can be. Laughing at the poor. Feeling sorry for yourself. Shitting blood. Being an arrogant fuck. Knowing you're right. Knowing your rights. Knowing yourself. Excelling in grammar. Breaking Taboo. Exceeding your limits. Feeling 'MORE-ISH'. Speaking in tongues. Making the same mistakes. Laughing all the while. We let you think what you want. We let you laugh at us. We let you think you ARE the mover and shaker. We let you think you are important. We revel in the fact that you are not. We destroy everything we see. We utilise ignorance as THE WEAPON. We go way over the top. See above. Comfort is for the weak. You pay no attention. You fucking disgust us. You are us. WE BELIEVE WHOLEHEARTEDLY IN THE CULT OF ONESELF. Honesty is a fallacy. Me. I am. I am ED/DJ at night. Moo. Juice."
and
"i love taking requests and would never ever, ever, ever think of saying no to people. Nor would i instead tell these fine individuals, that the following dj will be able to do it. especially when the requests are 'put your hands up for detroit', and 'flaunt it'. Also, I'm the kind of person who wouldn't laugh as i watch the dj after me squirm and get frustrated in the booth as the requests just come one, after the other.
that's me. i'm ed. or is it ned? fuck, i dont know, no one knows."
On top of all of that I DJ every Saturday night at Eurotrash (use my name at the door for cheap entry), am starting up my own Thursday night very very soon and run the music blog electrorash.com .
Check it out