My friends say I am eccentric, a cool geek, a freak. A porn star once told me if I would keep my mouth shut I could get laid! I love Fast cars, Fast computers, and Fast women!! I am currently a film student at La City College. I am always looking for actors for student films. email me if your interested ;-)
My Mottos are:
"If your buying the beer I can party like a rock star!"
"I Love SLUTS, but Phychos CARE more!!!"
"I am a LAZY Sadist, Go SPANK Yourself!!!"
Words of wisdom:
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Death is hereditary.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives.
"A friend will help you move, A real friend will help you move a dead body!"
"A yacht and a Rolls and a private jet, A dirty blonde in a red Corvette
Wife and kids and a house and a pet, Those are the things that I can't get!!"
Hanoi Rocks
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Your Personality Profile
You are dependable, popular, and observant.
Deep and thoughtful, you are prone to moodiness.
In fact, your emotions tend to influence everything you do.
You are unique, creative, and expressive.
You don't mind waving your freak flag every once and a while.
And lucky for you, most people find your weird ways charming!
The World's Shortest Personality Test
You Are 19 Years Old
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramps;
Guns are messy;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
