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Madeline Ashton

Damn! I just fixed this!

About Me

I am the living dead, or that's what some say. I am a legend at least. My dear friend Helen Sharp and I spend most of our time luxuriating and repairing, priming, and painting eachothers asses. I love singing, dancing, acting, and generally being the center of attention. Some might say this is selfish, but I can't figure any reason why anyone would pay attention to anyone else when I'm around.

I edited my profile with my left index finger (wherever the hell it is) and a can of no 9 acrylic !

My Interests

Being beautiful, spray painting and repairing mine and Helen's asses, no. 9 acrylic, beauty books (my butt!), my shotgun (you brought this on yourself...), sex (I don't need you, Dakota. You made me feel cheap!), shopping, partying, ordering Rose around, and laughing at all the aging beauties in the world

I'd like to meet:

A good spray painter who will take this potion for me and spray paint my ass forever...My former flaccid husband (formerly living, not flaccid, probably still flaccid. I might have more luck with him now. At least know I might be getting something stiff!), Ernest Menville...he pushed me down the stairrrssss....

Music:

Mostly my recordings, along with disco, showtunes, and this really great violin score I love...

Movies:

Every film I've ever graced the silver screen in!

Television:

Doctor 90210

Books:

"Forever Young" by Helen Sharp

Heroes:

Lisle Von Rhoman