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Jerkamiah666

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About Me

My Theme Song:Necro (old Necro)Hola, my name is Jerkamiah. I'm a 28 year old winner. I'm now a cook at a restaurant in my area. I've never really done much with my life, mostly because I never had an answer for, "What do you want to do with your life?" I picked my college major (I quit when I got the 2nd semester money) by blindly letting the college brochure fall open and going with what it landed on. Without goals, there's just not much motivation. Anyway, the cooking thing's kinda' cool, so maybe I'm actually getting somewhere. ( Growing up, maybe? Nah!!) As for my other statistics, I'm 6'2", about 200 pounds, and I have good teeth. Well, that's it.the Berzerker:Myspace Extended Network Banners Myspace Codesolder slayer:

My Interests

Video games, beer, music, women. (obviously, otherwise it wouldn't say straight.)Schlong Song

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Music:

I have a wide range of tastes. I'll just list a few favorites: Punk: Ramones, Leftover Crack/ Choking Victim, Lars and the Bastards, Stiff Little Fingers, Social Distortion, G. G. Allin, this list is pretty much endless.Here's some old-school Industrial:Metal: Slayer, old Sepultura (when Max Cavelera was still in the band), Soulfly, Cannibal Corpse, pre-black album Metallica, System of a Down, Gwar, Lamb of God, this could be a never ending list as well. Industrial: Ministry, old Nine Inch Nails, Front 242, Birmingham 6, The Berzerker, Mindless Self Indulgeance, quite a few more here too.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, American History X, Silence of the Lambs, Natural Born Killers, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Full Metal Jacket, Apocalypse Now, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, anything that involves Jay and Silent Bob, Blow, all Charlie Chaplain movies, except the last one he made, The Great Dictator.

Television:

Married With Children (best fucking show ever), the Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, , Futurama, Mind of Mencia, Chappelle Show. I really just dowload episodes. Fuck tv and all of the commercials.

Books:

I really haven't read a book since I got a computer a few years ago. I have a few favorites, though: A Clockwork Orange, Ham on Rye, Catcher in the Rye, Lord of the Flies, The Stand, a few more on this list, but I'm sick of typing.


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Heroes:

Your mom, because she gets down on all fours and takes it like a champ.

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Angry Prate Manifesto

Angry Pirate Manifesto This is something a certain family member and I wrote while we were guests of the Susquehanna County country club. It's pretty decent. I like it, anyway:INTROThere is No Rehabil...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:50:00 PST

Shrooms, bitches, and the most ridiculous day ever.

Wow, what a fucked up piece of shit my life is. Last Thursday, I cooked for 13 hours, with no backup, and ate some shrooms right in the middle. They didn't look like anything special, so I figured it ...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:31:00 PST

Back in the frying pan..... fuck, what else is new?

Okay, I've come to the final conclusion that I'm a terminal fuck-up. In the course of the past month, I got all fucked up over a chick, did a bunch of coke, got literally everything I owned stolen, an...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 12:01:00 PST

What the Hell Have I?

Yeah, I know, that's an Alice in Chains song. I have been listening to alot of them in the past week. Sitting in solitude, with nothing more than my music, my computer, and an almost crippling feeling...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 07:04:00 PST

Out of the pokey

Well, I'm back from a month-long stay in the county facilities in Montrose, PA. My little brother likes the smack a little too much, and he decided to help himself to some opiates in two rural pharmac...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST

Life sucks, get a fuckin' helmet

Well, I'm single once again, after a year of wasted time and effort. It's for the better, I suppose, we didn't like each other very much. The confusing thing is: How in the fuck can you both hate and ...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 04:45:00 PST

Nada

Just figured I'd put something on here, since I haven't in awhile. I just got back from a kick-ass show at the TLA in Philly. Stiff Little Fingers, and the Tossers. If any of you like the Dropkick Mur...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST

Fuck it all

Well, life is just one huge steaming pile of elephant shit. My girlfriend/ex/whatever, moved out yesterday. I should have known better, I guess. Any relationship is bound to crash and burn sooner or l...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 10:22:00 PST

Fuck it, I might as well say something, it's been awhile.

Hello all. (All most likely consists of my girlfriend, but anyway.... ) I'm awake and drinking at 4:00 AM, also pissed at all of my video games, so I suppose I'll write some shit. My life has drastica...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 01:27:00 PST

Sober on a Friday. What the fuck?

Damn, it's Friday night, and here I sit, completely sober. What the fuck is this shit?I try to avoid being sober at all costs. Reality is quite bland. You actually think about shit too. I don't want t...
Posted by Jerkamiah666 on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST