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Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew

Would I rather be feared or loved? Both. I want people to fear how much they love me. - Michael Scot

About Me



YOU MUST BE AWESOME because you ended up checking out my page. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Keith Matthew Thompson. I graduated from Northridge High School in Dayton Ohio. When I first got my computer, I was immediately cursed with psycho stalker chicks. They called me "Keith". They were kind of icky.
STALK ME FROM A DISTANCE.
Preferably one that's very far away.
NOW PEOPLE CALL ME MATTHEW or "Agent Scarn". People in the underground gang community have nicknamed me "Big Willie", "Marbles", and...ok that's just ridiculous. I'm not actually in a gang. It's the Mafia. I'm simply known as "Slippery-Fingers Mahoney".
FRESH OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL I wanted to be a DJ. Instead, I chose the glamorous life of blue-collar factory work. Jump ahead. I met the love of my life, quit my job, moved near Chicago, got married, went to college, and now I'm a freelance Graphic Designer. Sometimes my career brings in nice chunks of change, and sometimes pennies...so now I work at a warehouse for Scholastic books. Still reading?
FOR FUN I MAKE MUSIC VIDEOS.
It's what I love to do. It's kind of like an art to me. Sometimes people get it. Sometimes they don't. Feel free to check out my stuff, and let me know what you think. Well, that's all I got for now. Peace.
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My Blog

The Notebook: My Guardian Angel. The Video.

Friends of mine and others on the internet usually refer to the movie "The Notebook" as cheesy, as a 'chick flick', or the ones that refuse to connect emotionally with a movie simply call it gay..or i...
Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:09:00 PST

Watch my new YouTube Webstars Video - "Dance Floor Anthem!"

I finally made another fun, cool and crazy video.  I used the song "Dance Floor Anthem" by Good Charlotte.  I think it will make you want to dance.  Check it out.*It's possible that I'm...
Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:05:00 PST

Does alien life exist on Mars?

I'm not sure if I believe in Aliens or not.  My biggest reason for not wanting to admit to the possibilities of life on another planet is because I don't want to come off sounding like a big doof...
Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 08:07:00 PST

OMG! Hot Baths Are Awesome!

Am I the only guy on the planet that takes a hot bath with candles burning? Because...searching around the internet for pictures to put in this blog..all I found was pictures of chicks and little kids...
Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:29:00 PST

I just watched "I am Legend"

I just watched the movie "I am Legend" with Will Smith. I have to say it's not exactly what I expected. I don't want to ruin the movie for anyone that hasn't seen it yet, so just let me say....don't e...
Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 11:41:00 PST

About my new video: Apolgize parody.

This was just something that I was singing in my head at work. Let me just clear the air here.  I don't smoke weed.  I used to back in the day...but I don't anymore.  I don't actually w...
Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 05:08:00 PST

Support the Writers Strike and go hungry.

What is the obsession 90% of the people on myspace have with putting animated gifs as their profile pic claiming "I support the WGA".  That's very nice of you to do, but what is it going to accom...
Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 06:42:00 PST

Who would you vote for right now? Generic Blog Poll.

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Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:32:00 PST

Gusty Winds Blew My Dogs Balls Off.

My sister and her fiancé drove 6 and half hours in the pouring rain and dense fog to come visit us for Christmas.  Christmas is a wonderful time isn't it?  A time for joy, warm cocoa, and to...
Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 04:23:00 PST

Dear God: Please let the Jets beat the Patriots

There is nothing that I want to witness more this weekend than to see the Jets beat the New England Patriots.  To any of you that do not watch football, allow me to explain to you why.  I wi...
Posted by Agent Scarn a.k.a. Matthew on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:01:00 PST