We are Trilby Tracksuit. The most notorious crew in Royal Tunbridge Wells, the ghetto of kent. With the hardest beats and the harshest lyrics we will fuck you up (the nose). Step up to the plate... and eat your sandwiches you bitch.
MC Squared - The clever one of the crew. He has 2 GCSEs (home economics (F) and PE (F)) making for intelectual and insightful lyrics. "Run from the cops, nick some tops, eat half a jam sandwhich leave the rest to rot!" Surely this excerpt from ASBO Selekta speaks for itself.
MC Lith-P - Shits on the microphone and flicks it at your balls. He don't care bout nuttin' bruv. With over 10 children (all different muvas) he's the pimp daddy of the crew. The only one qualified to take no offence when called mutha fucka.
MC Chemo - Drug addict, womaniser, car thief and thats just his mum. His mum always said that crime doesn't pay, that's why they live in a caravan. This pikie warrior is a 7ft giant.... He's pretty tall aswell! whey!!!! His hobbies involve Grannies and used needles. He fucking loves knitting.
MC Ya Later - Straight out of public school, this cockney muppet has taken more than a few beatings. His obsesion for alternative oriphice penetration is just one reason for you to lock up your daughters. Another is MC Lith-P. Wicky wicky woon on the microphoon!!
We are a bunch of anonymous vigilantes. We're kicking off a revolution! Come join us!
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