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World's Greatest Illegitimate Dad

Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is

About Me



My Interests

211, porn, friends, music, crazy late night conversations, sex, art, comics, horror films, nights that lack drama, video games, uno, the Black Dahlia, your sister..I'll think of more later..promise.

I'd like to meet:

Me. If I could be someone else and meet me it would fan-FUCKING-tastic..then I'd probably kick my ass..Dave Chappelle, Stan Lee, Beth Short, Marilyn Monroe, Barbara Baines, Monique Dane, Alana Barbi, Jaime Hammer, Anoushka, Erica Campbell, Jelena Jensen, Barbie Griffin, Kendra Jade, Brittany Skye, Aria Giovanni, Lexus Locklear, Monica Mendez, Mistress Juliya, Taylor Hill, Stormy Daniels, Ashley Robbins, Barbie Griffin, Veronica Zemanova, Janine Lindemulder, Eve Lawrence, my dad.. oh yeah...I'd like to meet yer grandma 'cause your mom is so played out. Have yer Granny IM me @: RdngGhst on AOL or theridingghost on Yahoo..

Music:

That's my first impression RIGHT THERE. I likes music that makes me ears happy. I don't discriminate. I listen to it all for the most part, unless its top 40 hippity hop/soul whatever. I likes H.I.M., R.E.M., Guns 'n Roses, Eagles of Death Metal, Mazzy Star, Green Day, Disturbed, Leadbelly, Counting Crows, Godsmack, Cradle of Filth, Metallica, Pantera, Hank Williams, Lamb of God, George Jones, Outkast, Run DMC, Zepplin, Aerosmith, Hendrix, the Doors, etc, ad nauseum.

Movies:

Horror, Comedy..any movie in general as long as it holds my interest. I loves me some scary, creepy shit.

Television:

Family Guy, Haunted (which was cancelled a few episodes in...FUCKERS!) Weird TV, Chappelle's Show, Mad TV,Attack of the Show!, X-Play...um...that channel that has nothing on, but the voices know my name and tell me to burn things..

Books:

Horror Show by Greg Kihn, any Stephen King..the Incarnations of Immortality series by Piers Anthony..

Heroes:

My Grandma,Daughter,Nephew and Anton LaVey

My Blog

tuesdays suck at the ave...

gah..all the homies are off today. after a long night of getting home to sleep around 9 (after a night of fun and games ;P) and waking up way too late to be on time for work and still get the essenti...
Posted by World's Greatest Illegitimate Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

DOH!

I found out the source of the mysterious calls to my cell..I got a call today from the Unavailable number...turns out my cell phone bill is overdue...who knew?..oh well tomorrow is payday and the firs...
Posted by World's Greatest Illegitimate Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

AAARRRRRRRGH!

Someone has been calling my phone for the last 2 days from an unlisted number..they call at times when I cant answer because Im either asleep or at work...it's bugging the hell outta me (for no appare...
Posted by World's Greatest Illegitimate Dad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST