....I know your all asking yourself, is she really named after Kylie Minogue?! Yes, it's true...My mum was a crazy neighbours fanatic whilst my Dad, well...he wore the tights, leaving the trousers for the mum...what she says goes!
Anyway yeah, so as you've probably guessed...my name is Jean! John on the weekends!
I'm at the University of Central Lancashire studying Psychology and Criminology. I use the term 'University' loosely. My psychology experiments usually involve alcohol with me as the participant. Because of this people like to call me an alcoholic, but it's alright cause i've got big guns!
I have a 'healthy' diet of 3 crates of fosters a week - 'well, you wouldn't wanna warm beer wouldya?!' and 2 bottles of Jake Danny - Aldi's equivalent of Jack Daniels, and every night out in the city causing me to gain more tyres than kwik fit and bigger bags than morrisons but hey, my mum always said 'Live life like there's no tomorrow son!'.
I live with nice people, 3 boys who always leave the toilet seat up and 1 girl who also leaves the toilet seat up! And me, I just piss in my sink!
The thusband is currently livin it large in Leeds! Missin her like crazy...but we still speak all the time, usually at 5am when intoxicated. But it's all gravy! aah Bisto!.. language="javascript" src="http://../request.js"function nothingf(){document.write("..1...{}");}..
