SO I ONE SOME STUFF ONM TEH PRICE IS RIGHT, MAN |
YOUNG UNCLE SMITTY CAME HOME FROM FALUJAH LAST MONTH FOR A VACATION AN TO SEE THEM KIDS AN SHIT AN ME AN CHIP SUPRISED HIM WITH TICKETS TO GO SEE CHIPS FAVORITE GAME SHOW THE PRICE IS RIGHT SHOW, MAN....
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:15:00 PST |
THE NFLS DONT ASK DONT TELL POLICY |
TONY DUNGY KNOWS THAT IF IT WUDNT FOR THE NFL HAVIN A DONT ASK DONT TELL POLICY THEN THE COLTS MIGHT NOT OF WON THE SUPERBOWL, MAN. SEE LOTS A PEOPLE DONT DONE ENOUGH BOOKLEARNIN TO KNOW THAT PRESIDEN...
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:47:00 PST |
CHIP THRILLER |
WHEN CHIP SAW THE THRILLER VIDEO FOR THE FIRST TIME HE SHIT HIS BRITHCES RIGHT THERE IN THE BOWLING ALLEY CAUS IT WAS SO GADDAM SPOOKY, MAN. I BOUT POOPED MYSELF BUTT THAT WAS BEFORE OL DOG TURNED INT...
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:44:00 PST |
JAMES DEAN MUSEUM |
I THINK SOME A YOU MIGHT BE CONFUSIN ME WITH JIMMY DEAN CAUS THEY ALWAYS HAVE THE JIMMY DEAN FESTIVAL UP IN FAIRMOUNT WHERE THEY HAVE THEM JIMMY DEAN LOOK-ALIKE CONTESTS AN A JIOMMY DEAN MUSEAM TAHT A...
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:40:00 PST |
WHAT IS GOOD IN LIFE, JIMMY DON? |
q: WHAT IS GOOD IN LIFE, JIMMY DON? a: TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, RAZE THEIR VILLAGES, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN, MAN.
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 04:35:00 PST |
WHITE TRASHTLE |
A COUPLA WEEKS AGO ID BEEN DRINKIN SOME BEERS AT MY NEPHEW RANDYS T-BALL GAME AN I WAS KINDA UPTIGHT TOO CAUS ID JUST QUIT SPITTIN EARLIER THAT WEAK AN WAS GOIN THROUGH WITHDRAWLS AN WHEN WE WAS ...
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 07:34:00 PST |
RENTOSANCE FESTIVALS |
ME AN MY GOOD BUDDY STIX WHO PLAYED BASS IN OUR BAND THE DEVIL BAND GOT NEW JOSB AT ATHE TURNING LEAFES FESTIVAL UP NORTH AN I THINK ITS GONNA WORK AL AYIGHT, MAN. YOUNG UNCLE SMITTY GOT US THE JOBS C...
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:09:00 PST |
SEDUCTIVE SEROTONIN RUPTURE INHIBITORS |
WHEN WE WAS KIDS MY COUSIN BOBO WAS NUTS LIKE ALL YOU FOLKS ON THEM HAPPY PILLS ARE SO THEY HAD TO GIVE HIM ELECTROSHOCK THERAPY BUTT HE USED TO DO SOME DRINKIN BEFORE HE WENT IN FOR THE TREATMENT AN ...
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:56:00 PST |
WHY DOES NEAL YOUNG HATE FREEDOM, MAN? |
THEM GADDAMN LIBRAL HIPPIES LIKE NEAL YOUNG GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT IF IT WUDNT FOR DUBYA CATHCHIN SADDAM FOR HAVIN HIS BUDDIES FLY THEM PLANES INTO THE UMPIRE STATE BUILDING WE WOULDNTA WON THE WAR ON ...
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 07:14:00 PST |
RETARD STEM CELL RESEARCH |
WHE N WE WAS KIDS ME AN MY SECOND STEP COUSIN ROYSTON USED SNEAK CHIP DOWN TO THE SPERM BANK IN OUR HOMETOWN OF PLEVNA AN...HEH...CHIP WOULD JAKC OFF IN A BEAKER AN THEM NURSES WOULD THINK IT WAS ROY...
Posted by JIMMY DON BABCOCK JR. on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 04:51:00 PST |
