gary

Hello everybody,Its me, Gary. Well, if you dont know me, then here goes........Im a musician from Southampton who likes in my spare time to laugh at people less fortunate than myself. You know, old people that fall over in the street, that kind of thing. I laugh at funerals, fall asleep at weddings, and say the wrong thing to everyone. I like to stand about and take really bad pictures of myself in various locations (see above) to revive my part time modelling career, that consisted of one photo shoot that I did for free 4 years ago. The fact that I ever did one, means that Im a part time model. Im just between jobs. I am also the face of 'Nightbus' in Southampton. Its a bus, that goes around at Night time. Id say that Im a bit of a local celebrity, but nobody ever recognises me, and my friends normally run away if they see me coming, so that would be a lie, so I wont say it, even though I just did (ignore that).My life's ambition is to make friends with somebody with turets syndrome and take them to various events. Funerals, Buckingham palace on rememberance sunday, football matches where there is due to be a minutes silence and things like that. I like mashed potato, and tying tin cans on a string to those old people buggies when they're parked outside super markets. At weekends, i like to go to local parks and make tramps fight for 3 litre bottles of diamond white. While they're at it, I run off with their dogs and give them to other tramps. I hope to cause a 'tramp riot' in southampton before 2007. It'll be a bit like that film 28 days later, but with more wee patches, and beards. I also hope one day to grow a beard of my own. :-)Im well into music (obviously if im a musician) and I play guitar, drums, bass and a bit of keybord. Just joined a band and hoping to start gigging in the next few months? Cant sing though, I sound like someones trapped my nuts in a vice and put a pork pie in my mouth. Rubbish! For a living, I work with drug and alcohol users and get them cleaned up and stuff (not in a sponge bath, cleaned up from drugs and booze you idiot!). Thats it, I need to do some work.Byesie bye!