Peruke

Started in 1998 with Paul, D.H., and Tania on bass. Six months later Tania moved on. About two months after that, Paul and D.H. did the 6-song "Procol Harum's Favourite Band by a Mile - Demo '98": 1. Down Jacket 2. Like - Chill, Dude 3. Pro Sports Can Go Fuck Itself Right Up Its Own Ass 4. Missed Out on the Ginseng! 5. Christian Drive-by 6. Stallvaulter.Peruke was a two piece for the next three years, establishing a sort of "homespun" kinda deathgrind commonly known in Certain Masonic Metal Circles as......yes, Curmudgeon Rock. In 2000, we did "Please....Mess With Texas" CD: 1. Monsieur Le Pen est une Bete 2. Bring Back Stubbies 3. McCoy Tyner Rules 4. Jennifer Connelly Also Rules 5. Every Single Vocalist Who Has Ever Been Even REMOTELY Influenced By James Hetfield, Eddie Vedder or Philip Anselmo Should Fucking Die! Die! Die! 6. Film People Who Really Bug Me 7. Your Choice 8. Islamic Extremists Should Reconsider the Whole Thing 9. I Wanna Be a Wrestlin' Russian V.I.P. 10. Death Takes a Holiday (with Amorphis) 11. "Extreme" Sports are For Lame-Ass Posers Who Lack the Basic Fucking Co-ordination for the More Traditional Sports. 12. Extreme Grindcore is for Lame-Ass Musicians Who Lack the Basic Fucking Motivation for the More Traditional Punk/HC 13. Declaratory (Defamatory?) Song Titles are Always the Good Song Titles 14. It's "Curmudgeon Rock", for Chrissakes! What Did You Expect, Asshole? 15. Ain't No Schmoozer 16. - 21: '98 demo. In 2002 Tony joined - much to D.H.'s much-needed lead vox relief. Luke played bass from Dec. '05 to Sept. '06 but never recorded with us. "Old and Even Older Shit" cd came out summer '06.Comments? Suggestions? Frequent flyer points? How's my driving? lyrics at: [email protected]