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Megan

I'll so cut you.

About Me

I'm originally from Houston, but my entire family (except for my sister)lives in Michigan; ewwww. I graduated from Texas Tech. Now I live in Waco where I work as a dietitian in a hospital. I'm a recycling fanatic and I loooove to sleep. I'm probably the heaviest sleeper anyone has ever met. I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime in any position and wouldn't wake up if a grenade went off on my pillow. (not that I require a pillow for sleep) Got a boyfriend named Nick and a dog named Jackie. I despise sea food, chapped lips and stupid people; especially those who honk when you don't go within a nanosecond of the light turning green. I also think that people who waste their lives downloading ringtones are retarded.

My Interests

Shit talking, recycling, eating good food, drinking, cooking, and making fun of the contestants on Flavor of Love

I'd like to meet:

My real Dad (AKA Bob Segar)

Music:

I'll listen to almost anything. I should probably up my music standards though. Many of my ipod choices are laughable.

Movies:

Serial Mom and The Darjeeling Limited

Television:

Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe (my one and only celebrity crush), Top Chef, Best Week Ever, The Soup, Da Ali G Show, Survivor Man, Intervention, Seinfeld and any VH1 reality show. Oh yeah, I also watch The Antiques Roadshow and CSI Miami because I'm cool.

Books:

I've always loved Calvin and Hobbes.

Heroes:

probably Cap'n Crunch