Exploring the outer limits of thought, toiling in the dirt with the rest of the ants, paranoia, binging & purging (&repeat), cyberstalking (like you), sexual harrassment, biweekly obsessions, compulsively rearranging other people's property to satisfy my need for right angles, cynicism, and bowling.
My lord and savior, Maynard James Keenan, and saint Trent Reznor. All other apostles of sound. Lovely young men with low standards and a high tolerance for discomfort (physical and psychological). And, of course, Angelina Jolie- woman above all other women...
My religion is TOOL! But I also worship at the altars of NIN, Pantera, Slayer, Slipknot, Led Zeplin, the Cocteau Twins, the Smiths, Radiohead, and Bjork (to name only a few). Fully evolved ecclecticism, but FUCK the mediocre mass produced bullshit with no balls, no brains, and no soul!!! (ie. the majority of radio friendly rap, country, pop, and all jesusfreak).
I Heart Huckabees, What the Bleep, Eulogy, anything by Andy Kauffman,the Coen brothers or David Lynch. Led Zeplin's Song Remains the Same, Hitchcock movies, The Uninvited, HalfBaked, Office Space, Clue, LA Confidential, the Unbearable Lightness of Being, Best in Show, etc. Also, I'll watch anything involving Angelina Jolie (at least once no matter how bad) or Bill Murray.
Penn & Teller's BULLSHIT, Father Ted, Futurama, Aquateen Hungerforce, Harvey Birdman, the Simpsons, Family Guy, Daily Show with John Stewart, MXC, Conan, and if there's absolutely nothing else on MadTV (always default viewing). Also, any form of Law&Order, what can I say it's digital crack.
Dan Brown, Crichton, Poe, Wicked & Son of the Witch, Catcher in the Rye, Misconceptions, History of the Senses, and random collections of philosophical essays.
The Lord Maynard and the apostles of TOOL, Trent Reznor, Marilyn Monroe, Penn&Teller, Dan Brown, Klimt, Edward Hopper, Bill Hicks, Edward Gorey, Bill Watterson, Poe, Dr. Julie Willett, Dr. Alice Sowaal, and astrophysicists (& the people who help me understand them). (I prefer the term false idols)