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CHULETA con acompañante

When you pee in the toilet you wipe the seat, when you pee in the woods you wipe your feet.

About Me

I am the front woman for THE RIGHTEOUS DEVICES. Click this banner to check it out.

My Interests

Being musical, collecting clowns and vintage goodies. distortion, kaleidoscopes, anatomy, reptiles and the creatures they eat (doggy's), concerts, Jack Daniels, magic, burlesque, tea parties, pearls, guns, blonde jokes, mystery, muscle milk, smelling is feeling, pot, cooking, cooking w/ pot, film, bodies of water, GTA, funny shoes, drag queens bring out the smiles, travel, more to come...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with the desire and disipline to create. Also, if you spot this woman, lemme know...

Music:



-Led Zeppelin -NIN -Tool -Slayer -Danzig -L7 -GnR -Alice in Chains -Pantera -Soundgarden -Sneaker Pimps -THE RIGHTEOUS DEVICES -Turbonegro -Portishead -Depeche Mode -Bjork -PJ Harvey -The Police -Clutch -Beck -Sublime -Sabbath Bloody Sabbath! -The Doors -Judas Priest -Amorphis -Rammstein -Porno for Pyros -White Zombie -Ella Fitzgerald -Radiohead -Switchblade Symphony -classical -many soundtracks ...and tons more.

Movies:



Television:



Books:

Currently reading From Christian Death to Death thanks to my poppa smurf.

Heroes:



My Blog

My thoughts on happiness :>

     It is difficult to try and find happiness. Rather than making up some idea of what happiness is, it's better to live happy. Becuase that something you think will make you happ...
Posted by CHULETA con acompañante on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 06:01:00 PST

My Little Pony collection!

Bandit Pony! Opium Pony! Bat Wing Pony!   Goth Pony!   ...
Posted by CHULETA con acompañante on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:24:00 PST

Hialeah Survey (thanks Bee. lmao!)

1. Have you ever stepped foot in NOOOOOO Que Barato? - Yes. Creo que si... 2. What side of Palm Ave do you live on? - West Hialeah. Thank god. 3. Do you know one of the churro vendors personally? - I ...
Posted by CHULETA con acompañante on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:58:00 PST

THC tea!

If you want to drink some minty, sweet, and revitalizing stuff to clear your head, I am here to service you. Not free, but very reasonable prices. Herbs cost a bit. Especially the sedatives. Only frie...
Posted by CHULETA con acompañante on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 02:55:00 PST

Going to N.Y.

...and I'm going commando. Let's see what the ruckus is about. ...
Posted by CHULETA con acompañante on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 02:19:00 PST