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Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer)

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

SUPPORT MY BAND, PARALYSIS

MARIO IS METAL-AS-FUCK!!! :-D
And this is a true representation of all the shitty trendy emo music out there (especially this MCR fag):
And that just about sums it all up about that garbage! :)
Anyways...

Good day friend/aquaintance/stranger, and thank you for stumbling on my page, or perhaps arousing your curiosity by simply visiting it. Wanna learn about me? Let's just say I'm a college graduate, and I love music that doesn't fucking suck. Wanna know more about me? Well, for one...
The music on this playlist should give ya'll a dose of what I like:


Also, I am the lead singer of this here band:


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Check out our killer performances in these here videos:
Paralysis - This Too Shall Pass
(Club Flavour - 4/28/07)
Video: Howard Leon
Paralysis - Regulate
(Club Flavour - 4/28/07)
Video: Howard Leon
Paralysis - Bonds That I've Sown
(Homestead Miami Speedway - 3/24/07)
Video: Howard Leon
Paralysis - Chains of Sorrow
(Homestead Miami Speedway - 3/24/07)
Video: Howard Leon
HAH, I KNEW IT!!! :-D

Usually, I'm one of the nicest people you'll ever meet, but I'm also a total smartass, and I'm proud of that to the point where you can say that I'm romantically involved with my sarcasm. If you can handle that then you must be a cool person worthy of my respect. Otherwise, add me at your own risk (assuming you're an easily-offended emotional trainwreck waiting to happen).Wanna know more? Well, don't hesitate to talk to me, I welcome thee. :)

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My Interests

music, video games, driving, hanging with friends, singing, karaoke, jamming, guitars, guitar amps and peripherals, cartoons, anime, concerts, local rock shows, social drinking

I'd like to meet:

Fellow metalheads, bands, musicians, and singers, fun and chillin people, fans of my band Paralysis, and a woman who's mature and knows what she wants. Ya'll wanna talk, don't hesitate. :)

NO WEBCAM WHORES:
No, I do not want to pay to sign up for some subscription service just to glance at ya'll. I don't have the time and neither am I gonna make the time for it. Go elsewhere, cuz you know I'm only gonna reject your request! Don't even waste your time messaging me, cuz your messages and futile requests will only be deleted immediately! Same goes to fake ad/profile spammer faggots!

Music:

I'm not gonna be just another one of those people who say "I listen to all types of music" (which doesn't tell me jack shit except that you're actually a picky listener in reality and are afraid to admit it). So aside from the fact that I LISTEN TO MUSIC THAT DOESN'T FUCKING SUCK, I'm gonna be a little specific about my taste:

Metal, progressive rock, hard rock, classic rock, jazz, and some alternative are amongst the many types of music I listen to. I ain't crazy about country, maybe a tiny bit of southern rock even though I don't really listen to it much anyways, and I ain't so much a listener of rap though I do appreciate it and even love a certain number of artists in the genre, but I DESPISE reggaeton though, fuck that RegGAYton bullshit!!! AND FUCK EMO TOO, fucking cupcake pussy shit!!!

Bands I like:

-The Absence**
-Alice In Chains*
-Alex Skolnick Trio
-Ayreon
-The Beatles
-Behemoth**
-Biomechanical
-Blackfield
-Black Sabbath*
-Clutch
-Communic
-Control Denied
-Cynic
-Death
-Deep Purple
-Dethklok
-Dio
-Down
-Dream Theater**
-Eagles
-Emperor
-Evergrey*
-Fear Factory**
-Guns N' Roses*
-Heaven & Hell (aka DIO Sabbath)*
-Hypocrisy**
-Iced Earth
-In Flames*
-Iron Maiden
-Judas Priest*
-Katatonia
-King Diamond*
-Kreator*
-Led Zeppelin
-Liquid Tension Experiment
-Machine Head*
-Mastodon**
-Megadeth**
-Mercyful Fate
-Metallica
-Motley Crue*
-Nevermore**
-Opeth***
-Ozzy Osbourne*
-Pain Of Salvation
-Pantera
-Pink Floyd
-Porcupine Tree*
-Queensryche***
-Rainbow
-Rush
-Skid Row
-Slayer*
-Soilwork*
-Soundgarden
-Stone Temple Pilots***
-Strapping Young Lad*
-Testament
-Tool
-Tenacious D
-Van Halen
...FUCKING A there's too many to name!

* bands I've seen live and how many times

Local Bands:

-Aghora
-DarKarma
-Day Music Died
-Deceiver
-Deepset
-Dissever
-Exit 13
-Hate Machine
-Kalakai
-Little Atlas
-Mendacity
-Paralysis (WHAT?! I love my own band's music, FUCK YOU!!!)
-Paris Is Burning
-SAQ
-Warrick

Movies:

-Ace Ventura:
--Pet Detective
--When Nature Calls
-AMADEUS
-Anger Management
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force: Movie For Theaters
-Batman
-Batman Returns
-Batman Begins
-Blazing Saddles
-Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
-Chasing Amy
-Clerks I & II
Comic Book-Dogma
-Family Guy presents Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story
-40 Year Old Virgin
-Heavy Metal
-Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
-Knocked Up
-Liar Liar
-Mallrats
-Mr. Woodcock
-Pirates of the Caribbean:
--Curse of the Black Pearl
--Dead Man's Chest
--At World's End
-Silent Hill
-SIN CITY
-South Park (Bigger, Longer, & Uncut)
-Spaceballs
-Star Wars (all of em')
-Superbad
-Team America World Police
-Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny
-The Mask
-Terminator 2: Judgement Day
-V FOR VENDETTA
-Who Framed Roger Rabbit
...too many to name...

Television:

-American Dad
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force
-The Boondocks
-Comedy Central Presents
-Family Guy
-Futurama
-Home Movies
-Metalocalypse
-Sarah Silverman Program
-Scrubs
-The Simpsons
-South Park
-Robot Chicken
-Venture Bros.
etc etc etc

Heroes:

Before anything, my beloved Martinez Family! Remember folks, it's the family that are always there (or should be at least) when shit hits the fan! So no matter what, LOVE EM! (as I love mine)

Singers (among many I love):


Ronnie James Dio
(Rainbow/Black Sabbath/Dio)


Warrell Dane
(Nevermore/Sanctuary)


Layne Staley R.I.P.
(Alice in Chains/Mad Season)


Bruce Dickinson
(Iron Maiden)


Rob Halford
(Judas Priest/Fight/Halford)


Phil Anselmo
(Pantera/Down/Superjoint Ritual)


Chuck Billy
(Testament)


King Diamond
(King Diamond/Mercyful Fate)


John K
(Biomechanical)


Russell Allen
(SymphonyX)


Geoff Tate
(Queensryche)

Guitarists (among the many I love):


Santiago Dobles
(Aghora)


Jeff Loomis
(Nevermore)


Marty Friedman
(Megadeth/Cacophony)


Alex Skolnick
(Testament/Alex Skolnick Trio)


Jason Becker
(Cacophony)


Andy LaRocque
(King Diamond)


Michael Romeo
(SymphonyX)


Dimebag Darrell R.I.P.
(Pantera/Damageplan)


Eddie Van Halen
(Van Halen)


Tony Iommi
(Black Sabbath)


Arjen Anthony Lucassen
(Ayreon/Star One/Ambeon)

Multi-taskers (those that sing and play great consecutively):


Chuck Schuldiner R.I.P.
(Death/Control Denied)


Dave Mustaine
(Megadeth)


Jerry Cantrell
(Alice In Chains)


Mikael Akerfeldt
(Opeth)


Devin Townsend
(Strapping Young Lad/Devin Townsend Band)


David Gilmour
(Pink Floyd)


Daniel Gildenlow
(Pain Of Salvation/The Flower Kings)


Steven Wilson
(Porcupine Tree/Blackfield)


Nuno Bettencourt
(Extreme/Dramagods)

My Blog

Two other surveys.

-What is your favourite metal genre?Thrash, power-groove, tech-death, and progressive metal.-What is your least favorite metal genre?Most grindcore, and most cheesy metalcore, mostly.-Do you like Lars...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

Time-killing surveys!

You Are 80% Boyish and 20% GirlishYou have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it.You're no nonsense, logical, and very assertive.Sometimes you can't understand women at all, even...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:42:00 PST

One of my favorite Nevermore songs

In MemoryAlbum: In Memory (1996)Lyrics: Warrell DaneDo you remember the time gone?Do you remember tears like golden streaks across the sky?Do you remember? Do you believe it's all been said and done?O...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 10:09:00 PST

Christianity or Hypochristianity?

There's nothing more idiotic than a group of self-righteous ignoramuses who continue to shove their "God" down everyone's throats, so much so that they judge any and every other lifestyles incompatibl...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 11:33:00 PST

Back from my tonsilectomy (overdue blog)

It's pretty good to be back. These past two weeks has been tough shit after my tonsilectomy. So they didn't cut my throat open or anything, but they forced my mouth wide wide open for extensive time p...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:07:00 PST

First blog in a while...

This summer has been pretty neat so far. I've been seeing my niece Briel (in case none of ya'll even know I've been an uncle since last mid-December), working at my school's media center, writing new ...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 04:30:00 PST

Family Guy vs. Carol Burnett (she's a fucking hypocrite!!!)

The stupidity of mankind often does wonders with amusing the hell out of me, lol!I saw this on a bulletin, posted by a cartoon writer on my friends list, containing a link to where this article is fro...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:20:00 PST

Excellent turnout @ Club Flavour (2/3)

The show on Saturday, February the 3rd was nothing short of outstanding! Each and all the bands did a great job including Fugitive, Exit 13, DarKarma, Vessel, Dissever, Warrick, and many more.  ...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 03:23:00 PST

HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

Overall, through its ups and downs, it's been a pretty damn good year for me. Started talking to some new people, had people stop talking to me, met a couple of people in person, and there are also ...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 09:37:00 PST

Yesterday (12/16): the Graduation and the Talent Farm Show

Yesterday was a day with a lot of promise that delivered to a fine point. And although it could've ended much better, it was still not a bad night.  I finally graduated from St. Thomas University...
Posted by Emilio (that METAL-AS-FUCK singer) on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST