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Riffmeister

Babies taste like chicken.

About Me

I'm Ben. I'm a metal-head. I'm a musician. I like metal and progressive rock/metal. I work at a crappy restaurant with a tool as a general manager. I have two people I can call friends and a big brother from another mother. . .and father. I don't like Jesus; in fact, I hate all organized religion. I don't get along well with most people, but it's their fault, not mine. Sometimes I'm really funny, sometimes I'm really not. You be the judge. My screen name on aim is RiffmeisterBen on yahoo it's riffmeister_ben

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who are cool.

Music:

Metal in all it's glorious forms. I also like classic rock, progressive rock, and good ol' fashioned Rock and effin Roll.

Heroes:

Vicomte Sebastien de Valmont is my hero. If you're a hot chick and you know who that is, feel free to e-mail me with your phone number and a picture and I'll make you feel wonderful. . . for a couple of hours.

My Blog

Fucking Killer show, damnit.

That was a fucking great show. All three bands did extremely well. I'm torn between hilight of the evening. It could have been when Warrell Dane tripped on stage in the middle of a song. But it also c...
Posted by Riffmeister on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 01:13:00 PST

THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT!!!!!

Fish and I are auditioning drummers for the recording of Happy Fun Fun Story Time. We've auditioned a couple already and they suck balls. No sense of time? Don't bother. This is NOT difficult stuff. W...
Posted by Riffmeister on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 12:45:00 PST

Ahahaha. Yes.

Okay, so. . . it's completed. Happy Fun Fun Story Time has been written. We wrote all twelve songs and are working on our recording schedule now. The album should be released early 2006. We won't be p...
Posted by Riffmeister on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:44:00 PST

Pisser

Swimming in a pool of piss Getting sick of all of this Blood and vomit on the floor IRS is at my door What's this needle for I forgot my life's a bore Where is all my innocence When it's all come to ...
Posted by Riffmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fuck people

I guess I have nobody to blame but myself, but honestly. Is it too much to ask, that on my first date with a girl that she actually pays attention to me. . . at all? I got ditched. She actually left m...
Posted by Riffmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Muahahahaha

With a bitter sigh My eyes close tight Taking that eternal snapshot In my mind To remember the way The soft skin of your fair, pale breasts Had risen as you breathed Your dying breath How yo...
Posted by Riffmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

ANOTHER ONE!!!!

This one is about how severe boredom can sometimes twist a person's mind like taffy. You can watch as my brain bends and stretches. It tastes good too. Like taffy. !Tale of the Bored Lune! 03-30-0...
Posted by Riffmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Son of Man

I'm actually excited. I have to thank Starr for reminding me of the axiom "You must crawl before you walk, walk before you run." I have an analogy that fits my feelings so accurately it's frightening....
Posted by Riffmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I'm dying

OH my god! I figured it out. I used to care so much about being liked. I used to care so much about being loved that inspiration used to flow like tap water, ebbing from my subconscious unfulfilled de...
Posted by Riffmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you can't fucking fix me

I was having an all right day. Sorta. But for some reason I just started feeling like crap. Everyone was asking what's wrong and I didn't even say something was wrong to begin with. I guess it's just ...
Posted by Riffmeister on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST