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Luke the 1000 Year Old Squirrel

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About Me

THE SQUIRRELS RESPONSE: tree climber, nutcracker, spastic leaper, good at running along fences, bird feeder dive bombing, lookin good, grey is my favorite color, enjoy looking really freaked out, dancing real twitchy with sharp fearful movements, loathe cars but have had a few brushes as i cant seem to just take the longway sometimes, have been know to make nests in hondas(warm in there), have been looking for that elusive albino swuirrel i saw when i was just a little nudtARTISTS I LIKE SHARON HORVATH

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Music:

Member Since: 2/7/2006
Band Website: circley.net
Band Members: LUKE MADEIRA, sometimes dretime, once in a blue moon pianoeater, and rarely mr. james kirkland, almost never devon Profile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor
Influences: Excerpt from August 27th New Yorker Article, "Applachian Autumn," by Alex Ross, about the composer Aaron Copland:...When he reaches the ending, an evocation of the Armerican frontier in ageless majesty, his reedy, confident Brooklyn voice turns sweet and sentimental: "Softer, sul tatso, misterioso, great mood here... Thats my favorite place in the whole piece... Organlike. It should have a very special quality, as if you weren't moving your bows... That sounds too timid. It should sound rounder and more satisfying. Not distant. Quietly present. No diminuendos, like an organ sound. Take it freshly again, like an Amen." ...WHAT THE SQUIRREL SAID UPON BEING ASKED ABOUT HIS INFLUENCES:the way a tree will bend in the wind... asking politely for my leap... like a fair maiden asking to dance with a cursty.the way time slows down when i hear the nut fall... and the way the grass feels beneath my walker... as i crunch.i say... oH! grass sorry to flatten you with the rounded heal of my deluxe cane but i'm never going to die, for im an immortal squirrel that still wrinklesthe way starting a sentence with"the way" makes my poetry jams rock like a silo full of acorns.TIP OF THE DAY: brew five pounds of acorns in a shot glass for a delicious acorn tea... add a dollop of whipped cream and a sprig of dandelion for a sinful treat
Sounds Like: Edith Piaf garbling bilgewater
Record Label: NOPE YEP DORKFACE JERK YA HEAD BACK
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

work sucks, i know

sittin round at  "work." at my job we shoot the photos of the people boarding the ship, come back to the office, print them out, and have nothing to do for an hour, maybe two! All the "smile!" "s...
Posted by Luke the 1000 Year Old Squirrel on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 06:03:00 PST

salami and cream cheese openfaced on pumpernickel

Oh man been up all night eating like a really fat man and oh am i getting there. Salami and cream cheese on an open faced pumpernickel slice is actually really good... something about the way the grea...
Posted by Luke the 1000 Year Old Squirrel on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 01:06:00 PST