american's newest invention |
bulletproof dog. tim and i are hard at work at our research and development lab. quote of the day "hey tim, is that new batch of dogs bulletproof??" "lemme see.....NOPE!" 0_o...
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 11:51:00 PST |
i keep it awkward |
so last night i went 'to da clubs' and party bars with this girl i used to work with and 2 of her friends. basically they're like ghetto fabulous asian girls who rock chanel and dolce and gabana and d...
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 12:55:00 PST |
i fucked someone's grandma |
i fucked her on her plastic covered couch while she watched murder she wrote, then i had her write me a check for 12 dollars on my birthday
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:13:00 PST |
this is absolutely true... |
there's a couple i know, who are in their early 30's. i met them some time ago, and we have kept in touch. earlier today, i was sitting at home, and playing my guitar when i had a knock at my front ...
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 03:49:00 PST |
i'm writing a book |
but you won't be reading any of it today :) we sleepwalk through empty valleys and over ice with our legs chained and our hands tied begging. pleading. screaming. i just want to open my eyes Dear ...
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 01:13:00 PST |
rip |
i couldn't stay numb forever and i submit to this pain.
i let down my guard and now i am drifting away.
it never gets easier. what the hell am i supposed to say.
im sick of waiting. long evaded sit...
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 11:29:00 PST |
asggsadadgsgadsgdsgsddgasgdasgads |
i dont know what to do anymore
i can't express how i feel towards others
i don't think others are expressing how they feel towards me
i can't stop people from thinking they know my intentions
i ca...
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 11:21:00 PST |
my my, time for tea already? |
tim can hit: i like to sell shoes
tim can hit: i sell em well
tim can hit: i'll sell you new shoes, then sell your old ones back to you
this (longer than a) weekend i went to the city and saw mic...
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 10:31:00 PST |
i lied |
that tour is cancelled due to hurricans and gas and whatnot ill be home until the new year rings in you know what that means birthday party for me :D
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 01:33:00 PST |
the next tour |
the next tour is rapidly approaching...
this is the itinerary...
Sat 10.01.05 - Connecticut
Sun 10.02.05 - Vermont
Mon 10.03.05 - Massachusetts
Tue 10.04.05 - Massachusetts / Connecticut
Wed ...
Posted by mike sleepwalks on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 09:37:00 PST |
