The TIME to OBEY is NOW! For too long we Pandas have been content to cavort for your pleasure. Eating bamboo, rolling in the mud, flashing our big cute eyes at you. No more. Panda Power is here.
Kneel before the Stick.
LAND! PEACE! BAMBOO!
Only your total and complete subservience is required...
www.ObeyButterstick.com
My Interests
I eat a hella of a lot of bamboo and enjoy rockin it to Joan Jett's "Bad Reputation." (Note: Butterstick would do anything to meet Joan Jett. So if you can arrange this, please have your people contact our people).
