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About Me

I play Lead Guitar for Death/Thrash band Sinate. I used to play bass for Sinate and I also play a bit of drums.For all those people that are easily offended....FUCK OFF....if ya don't like what I say or do then delete me from your friends......this is me, I won't be changing.Click the banner below to be taken to Sinate's official site.Click the banner below to be taken to Sinate's Official band Myspace!Click the banner below to be taken to Sinate's Official On Tour page where there's competitions, pics, footage and other goodies from Sinate Toruing!

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I use Wt Eden because it's the fucking best!!!!!!!!How many Metal bass players does it take to change a light bulb? Five -- 1 to change the light bulb and 4 to keep the guitarist from hogging all the light.Soooo... the metal bass player says to the funk bassist: "If God had intended me to slap my bass he would have made it look like my ex!What is another term for fretless bass? A manually-operated Pitch ApproximatorRelative minor: A bassist's girlfriend.Why do bands have bass players? To translate for the drummer.How many Bassist jokes are there? Just one -- all the rest are true!
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My Interests

Music, drinking, fucking, sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone cool I'd like to meet I think I already have. So I guess lots of hot women all the time.

Music:

Black Label Society, Rebel Meets Rebel, Damageplan, Extreme, Pantera, Pride and Glory, Megadeth, Motley Crue, Tribe Of Judah, White Lion, Whitesnake, Metallica, Queensryche, Fozzy, Skid Row, The Autumn Offering, Ozzy, Mullmuzzler, Ratt, etc.

Movies:

This is the first video I ever edited, it's with my old band Reprobate back when I was playing guitar!!!!This is Prekill from my current band Sinate. Both these video's were edited by ME!!! If you'd like one done, hit me up.....very affordable pricing.

Books:

Porn mags.

Heroes:

Dimebag, Zakk, Nuno, Vinnie Fucking Paul!!!!!!!!!!!..

My Blog

Reasons why it’s great to be a guy

20. The remote is ours and ours alone.19. With 400 million sperm per shot we can double the worlds population in 15mins.18. Our last name stays put.17. Our ass is never a factor in a job interview.16....
Posted by The Colonel! on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 06:37:00 PST

Affordable Music Video’s

If you're interested in having a music video filmed and edited at an affordable price....HIT ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!! There's a wide range of options available. Previous video's I've made include: SINATE Att...
Posted by The Colonel! on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:30:00 PST

Self Promotion

Fuck it's good being me! That is all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by The Colonel! on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 03:00:00 PST

Help Save The Colonel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Recent studies have shown a decline of the population of 'The Colonels' Worldwide. I am taking it upon myself to rectify this situation. Of course only suitable candidates will be accepted and a...
Posted by The Colonel! on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 09:18:00 PST

Win The Colonel

Ok, the "Win The Colonel Competition" is coming to a close. I would like to personally thank everyone who has entered so far, it has been quite overwhelming. The competition will be closing on March ...
Posted by The Colonel! on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 09:23:00 PST

The Tainted State Of Sinate's Integrity Tour

Well it all started with Auckland, and piss. Nice dedication Azz, glad to see the right person left. Then it was onto Wanganui. Huge thanks to Matt and Steph for putting us up again, and to Selwyn for...
Posted by The Colonel! on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

Brisbane w/ State Of Integrity

Well we got off the plane with 4 bottles of Vodka, 3 bottles of Canadian Club and a bottle of Jack Daniels. After buying a few dozen beers on the way to Azza and Brendon's house we were set for pretty...
Posted by The Colonel! on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:07:00 PST