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Hello. I'm an Asshole.

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About Me

What the hell can i say about me? Hmmm, well i am my best friend. I cant help it...i mean...we have SO much in common! I try to live in the moment. I'm conceited for a reason. Well if you know me well enough, you know that i love to dance! Ill dance all day na! And of coarse to dance, i need music, which i am also really into. I guess you could call me an Electrohead because, after all, it IS in my body and it IS in my soul. I like to spit rhymes with my friend Maxwell, even though we both really suck at it! Hmm, i party a lil too much, and am ALWAYS the last one up. Anyone down for beer pong? Bring it. I guess im known for being really vile at times. I love fruit. Kim is my main bitch, while Cate is my secondary bitch. I look better in chicks glasses than they do. I also like to tell a lot of corny jokes. I get a lot of pity laughs. I drink a ton of energy drinks. You gotta jet up yo! I am totally obsessed with E-bay and spend all my money there. I fricken love dogs and am notorious for getting them so excited, they pee everywhere. Grrrrrrrr! Oh yeah, speaking of grrrr, I growl alot. I add a lot of sound effects to my life. I get called a dork at least once a day, so apparently I’m a big one. I always talk about werid shit that should not be said, or should be left alone. Oh, and for the record, i truley AM the King STC! And there you have Gregory Holmes Gann....in a nutshell.


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Andy LaPlegua, Sascha Konietzko, Les Stroud, Tony Robbins, Stephen Hawking, Dale Carnegie, Michio Kaku.


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Music:

Industrial, EBM, Old Metal, Synthpop, Futurepop, Darkwave. Anything you can jam hardcore to, but also dance to at the same time. KMFDM would have to be the best band in the world!!!! I also love My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Excessive Force, Rammstein, Fear Factory, Die Krupps, Slick Idiot, System of a Down, Metallica, AC/DC, Skid Row, Mötley Crüe, Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Combichrist. Panzer Ag, Icon of Coil, VNV Nation, Ayria, Covenant, Suicide Commando, Chemlab, God Module, Zombie Girl, Flesh Field, Neuroticfish, Assemblage 23.


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Movies:

Matrix Trilogy, Memento, Fight Club, Signs, Jackass 2... and lots more


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Heroes:

Andy LaPlegua, Sascha Konietzko, Les Stroud, Tony Robbins, Stephen Hawking, Dale Carnegie, Michio Kaku.


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