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~Audra~

'Domination's the name of the game / In bed or in life / They're both just the same / Except in one

About Me

Hello all! My name is the Lithuanian word for “storm,” and it suits me quite nicely. I'm an English major at Metro State and a manager at a retail store in the local mall. I’m the recipient of the MSCD Presidential Scholarship for transfer students and am on the National Dean's List. You will always find me listening to music of some sort, but Depeche Mode is by far my favorite. I even have Depeche Mode lyrics tattooed on my lower stomach. Dave Gahan winked and waved at me when I told him that I loved him after the Paper Monsters concert here in Denver, and it was the single best day of my life! That was also the day that Kenna (Dave's opening act) kissed me on the cheek and told me I was beautiful! My other addictions are chapstick, lotion, and Mountain Dew. I'm a daydreamer and a people watcher. I am very open about sex and cannot be embarrassed easily. I swear like a sailor and couldn't give a fuck less. My dislikes are children, cattiness, macho men, unsolicited advice, drunk drivers, country music (except for some of the classics like Cash and Cline), dumb jocks, and stereotypes. I'm fairly outgoing but have to have some alone time every day to write and listen to music. Does anyone actually read this shit?
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My Interests

Music, Concerts, Movies, Reading, Writing, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Homosexual Rights, Equality, Women's Rights, Legalizing Marijuana, Atheism, Pro-choice, Guns, Sex with Victor, Masturbating, Legalizing Same-Sex Marriages...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone...

Music:

The Cure, Garbage, Morrissey, The Smiths, Bjork, Lords of Acid, Tori Amos, Pulp, Pavement, Marilyn Manson, Kenna, Massive Attack, Goldfrapp, Portishead, Morcheeba, Jem, Poe, Smashing Pumpkins, Everclear, The Killers, Franz Ferdinand, The Rapture, Tears For Fears, White Stripes, Interpol, Nine Inch Nails, Muse, The Music, Primus, Pearl Jam, Tatu (their first album anyways), Angelfish, Belly, Dance Hall Crashers, Queens of the Stone Age, Flogging Molly, Juno Reactor, The Clash, 311, Mogwai, The Doors, Yaz, Scissor Sisters, Modest Mouse, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Green Day, The Offspring, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Basement Jaxx, Queen, Fiona Apple, Death Cab for Cutie, Nirvana, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Daft Punk, Mr. Bungle, Dresden Dolls, Cause and Effect, David Bowie, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Oingo Boingo, Republica, The Strokes, Dead or Alive, Blondie, ICP (my guilty pleasure), The Cranberries, Shirley Bassey (The Remix Album), Ben Folds Five, Electric Six, KMFDM, Gravity Kills, Alison Moyet, Madonna, She Wants Revenge, The Cloud Room, Recoil (Alan Wilder), Darvoset, Shiny Toy Guns, Betty Curse, Kill Hannah, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Supreme Beings of Leisure, etc..."I've been a martyr for love / Tortured every hour / From the day I was born / I've been moved like a pawn / By the greatest of powers" ~Depeche Mode"There'll be times / When my crimes / Will seem almost unforgivable / I give in to sin / Because you have to make this life liveable" ~Depeche Mode"Do you mean this horny creep / Set upon weary feet / Who looks in need of sleep / That doesn't come / This twisted, tortured mess / This bed of sinfulness / Who's longing for some rest / And feeling numb" ~Depeche Mode It all seems so stupid / It makes me want to give up / But why should I give up / When it all seems so stupid" ~Depeche Mode"You can look into a mirror and wonder, 'Where have I seen that person before?' And then you remember: It was at a neighbor's funeral, and it was the corpse." ~Morrissey

Movies:

Any film by the great Victor Jendras, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Empire Records, American Beauty, The American Astronaut, Phantom of the Opera, Velvet Goldmine, Garage Days, Fight Club, Clerks, Moulin Rouge, Romeo + Juliet, ANYTHING Tim Burton, Shaun of the Dead, 200 Cigarettes, The Craft, Go, Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows, The Matrix (the first one), A Series of Unfortunate Events, Pirates of the Caribbean, Rocky Horror, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Naked Lunch, Ghost World, The Indiana Jones Series, The Dark Crystal, Harry Potter, The Graduate, Dummy, Pulp Fiction, From Dusk Till Dawn, Anything Tarantino really, Asylum, Titus, Swingers, The Descent, etc. There are just too many to mention, but I do adore Kate Winslet, Marton Csokas, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Ewan McGregor, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Nicole Kidman, Janeane Garofalo, Eddie Izzard, Alan Cumming, and Christina Ricci. I used to be in love with Angelina Jolie before she became a pregnant slut.

Television:

Aeon Flux, Samurai Pizza Cats, The Osbournes, Boston Legal, Real Sex, the old Twilight Zone, Tales from the Crypt, and Danger Mouse.

Books:

I read so much for school that I hardly have a chance to read for my own enjoyment, but I do love Charles Bukowski, Mary Karr, Edgar Allan Poe, Chuck Palahniuk (guilty pleasure), William Blake, Sylvia Plath, Emily Dickinson, Richard Brautigan, anything Shakespeare with the exception of his histories, and The Principia Discordia. I love young adult literature such as John Bellairs, Laurie Halse Andersen, Jack Gantos, The Fearless Series, and anything having to do with Harry Potter. I also really enjoy reading non-fiction and memoirs. But the list grows longer every day.


You're Lolita!
by Vladimir Nabokov
Considered by most to be depraved and immoral, you are obsessed with sex. What really tantalizes you is that which deviates from societal standards in every way, though you admit that this probably isn't the best and you're not sure what causes this desire. Nonetheless, you've done some pretty nefarious things in your life, and probably gotten caught for them. The names have been changed, but the problems are real. Please stay away from children.
Take the Book Quiz at the Blue Pyramid .

Heroes:

All the current and former members of Depeche Mode, Shirley Manson, Tori Amos, any female musician who writes her own material, Aeon Flux, Harley Quinn, Bettie Page, Xena, Marilyn Monroe, Link, Sailor Jupiter, Tinkerbell, all of the amazing teachers who have inspired me to continue my education, my friends who have stood by me, my boyfriend (the bravest man I've ever known), my brother Clint, all of the wonderful authors whom I've been exposed to through my college education, people who work and still find time to volunteer, anyone who dares to be different, etc. I'm sure I could go on forever.