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©SoNiaBowser© BigOncE'

~ AS A QUEEN, IM ENJOYING EVERY 2ND OF LIFE WITH NO REGRETS! ~ ATTENTION: Groopies, CopyCats, Manhor

About Me


I AM STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS! ( THIS IS A GOOD THING.... THE DAY I STOP IMPROVING MENTALLY AND GROWING SPIRITUALLY, MEANS I'M DONE HERE AND I HAVE MOVED ON TO THE NEXT LIFE. )I AM SO HAPPY, LOVED, APPRECIATED, & BLESSED! THAT'S ALL I NEED ~ NO WEAPON FORMED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!~
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The WATER Signs (Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces) are the most sensitive, emotional and romantic of the zodiac. They are dreamers who need a sympathetic ear, compassion and tender loving care. A Water Sign loves to be in love, and enjoys getting lost in the experience of love. A Water Sign seeks a spiritual connection with their lover, akin to a transcendental journey. However, lofty notions of love can color a Water Sign's judgment. The mythic fairy tale romance can sometimes leave them disappointed by the reality of relationships.
When romancing a Water Sign, it's important to do the little things that show you care. Surprise your Water Sign with small romantic gestures and it'll go a long way. Ignore their emotional needs and your Water Sign's love may fade away. But if you're sensitive to your Water Sign's changing moods and emotions, your relationship should proceed swimmingly.
Exploring the WATER Signs
CANCER is the homebody of the Water Signs. Many Cancers have a strong connection with their parents. They are also the moodiest of the Water Signs because Cancer's emotions are constantly going through different phases, like the moon, which is their ruling planet. Therefore, it can be difficult to predict your Cancer's moods. As trust is tantamount to Cancers, you must earn a crab's trust before they will expose their soft core. Comfort and security is also important in a partner to Cancers. They are perfectly content staying home with good food and someone they love, as a Cancer's home serves as their safe haven. Like a crab, they can appear tough on the outside, but are quite vulnerable beneath their shell. Thus, penetrating the shell requires patience and sensitivity. Cancers have a need to nurture the ones they love and need some nurturing in return. So, make your Cancer feel loved, secure and protected, and they'll never leave home.
Motto: SAY WHAT YOU MEAN/MEAN WHAT YOU SAY!!.

MY FAVORITE QUOTE: ~"IT IS BETTER TO LET PEOPLE THINK THAT YOU ARE A FOOL! RATHER THAN TO OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND PROVE THEM RIGHT!!"~


* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *~PUBLICE ANNOUNCEMENT~* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
TO ALL DEADBEAT DADS, BABY DADDIES, MANHORES, PROSTIDUDES, AND LEVEL SIX BITCHASSED MUTHA FUCKAS . . . . . . IF YOU SPEND MORE TIME WITH YOUR MYSPACE PAGE MORE THAN WITH YOUR CHILD OR CHILDREN?. . . YOU NEED YOUR ASS BEAT!!! . . . .BEAT MUTHA FUCKA LIKE YOU STOLE MY LAST FOOD STAMP ON THE 22ND OF THE MONTH!. . . . . BEAT DAMMIT LIKE SOMEONE JUST TOLD YOU YOU WON THE LOTTERY AND THEN SAID JUST KIDDING! . . . BEAT DOWN FOOL! LIKE TWO CRACKHEADS WITH AN EMPTY LITER AND U GOT THEIR LAST MATCH!!. . . . OK!?? IT TAKES A VILLAGE TO RAISE OUR KIDS. . BUT WHO'S WATCHING OVER THE VILLAGE IF THE CHEIF IS GONE? . . .DO YALL MEN ( THAT DONT TAKE CARE OF THEIR RESPONSIBLITIES) HEAR ME NOW?

My Interests

MORE ABOUT ME: Hey thanks for visiting my page. My name is SoNia© A.K.A. BigOncE'. I am a Nurse who MOONLIGHTS as a TV and MOVIE EXTRA for fun. . . I'm an old fashioned QUEEN and a Hopeless Romantic. . . . I am a naturally beautiful, classy, intelligent, independant, strong and self sufficient! Even though I joke around alot and have my silly moments, I have very HIGH self esteem which gives me a very low tolerance for ignorance, stupidity, selfishness, haters and bitchassness! I'm not a follower. I march to my own beat I'm a Leader! I'M A CHEIF! . . . . I like to cook (from scratch), read, write, sing, travel, people watch/ I'm a THINKER and a Go Getter! I love football ( GO EAGLES), wrestling, roller SKATES, amusement parks, car shows, dinner theaters, and comedy clubs! . . . . . . I love Poets, spiritually enlightened THINKERS (like me), and Comediens. . Their humor and positive energy help me to remember that life is not meant to always be such a struggle; but actually it's: " ONE HELL OF A RIDE!" and if you weren't able to handle it God wouldn't have put you here! Take time out to enjoy the life you have!!! Be greatful for what you DO have. Tell the one you love how you feel about them every chance you get! Value the fact that you have choices in your life. IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOUR LIFE IS GOING ~ THEN CHANGE IT!! YOU have the POWER to make your life what YOU want it to BE! Get your but off the Computer all the time and go catch a show or dinner or check out the comedy club! Now who in the hell doesn't love to laugh? ˜ UPGRADE!!! ˜

U DUSTY BITCHES HATIN ON ME ONLY MAKES ME STRONGER

The Keys to Your Heart
.. You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, wild, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.

To your lover you appear to be stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about any and everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you're tempted, you would not to do it. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

***BRAVO! ~22~ YEARS OF UNBREAKABLE LOVE & FRIENDSHIP! IF THERE'S A CURE 4 THIS I DON'T WANT IT! 4 ALL OF UR LOVE AND SUPPORT I THANK U RONNELL!***

I'd like to meet:

GOD - AND - EVERYONE THAT'S SPIRITUALLY HEALTHY. . HAS A POSITIVE SOUL . . . LOVES AND APPRECIATES ALL THAT LIFE IS "REALLY" ABOUT!!

*****NOTE: IF YOU ARE A NEGATIVE SPIRIT AND AIN'T ABOUT NOTHIN? . . . . . . KEEP IT MOVIN! TAKE UR CUP OF "HATERADE AND UR PLATE OF HATER TOTS" AND STEP OFF MY PAGE!! ~ ...... AN EXTRA BIG THANK YOU TO ALL THE FAKE ASSED WANNA BE SONIA CHICKENHEADS THAT JOCK MY STYLE & HATE ON ME! . . U NEED TO THANK ME CUZ WITHOUT ME TO "STALK" ON A REGULAR BASIS, YOUR HATIN ASS WOULDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO! SO, KEEP COPYING OFF ME IM FLATTERED! /// ~ * * I LEAVE MY PAGE PUBLIC JUST TO KEEP YOU BUSY! ALSO, I HAVE POSTED THE HATERS NATIONAL ANTHEM ((I'll be watchin you))) ON MY SONG LIST JUST TO SHOW UR HATIN ASS I LOVE & APPRECIATE YOUR DEVOTION TO MY EVERY MOVE * * ~ (of course if had any intelligence myspace would not be so important to you. Go find your mate and give them the attention that you give to STALKIN ME "MY space" ALL the time.



"INVICTUS"
By WILLIAM ERNEST HENLEY

OUT or the night that covers me,
Black as the Pit from pole to pole,
I thank what ever gods may be
For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears
Looms but the horror of the shade,
And yet the menace of the years
Finds, and shall find, me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

THE SPIRITUAL LAW OF "KARMA" STATES THAT YOU WILL RECIEVE BACK FROM THE UNIVERSE THAT WHICH YOU HAVE PUT IN INTO THE UNIVERSE.

~ BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD ! ! ~

Music:

Everyone that you see on My page, JANET Jackson, Mariah Carey, Beyonce, Sting, Usher, BonJovi, Xzibit, BadBoy, Outkast, Aaliyah, Mary J Blige, KeithFromUp Da Block, Madonna, Sade, Nelly, NEW EDITION, Micheal Jackson, Prince, Al B. Sure, George Benson, Old school, Blues, Oldies, Hip Hop, Jazz, LatinJazz, R & B, Pop, Classical, Disco, Elmopalooza & The Seaseme Street Funkateers, Me in the Shower. . Look I like All Kinds of Music!!

~ ~ WELCOME 2 CASA DE LOVELY! JOIN CHATHEADS ANONYMOUS HERE~ ~

Movies:

TRANSFORMERS! The Notebook, Shrek2, Titanic, 50 First Dates, Stomp The Yard, The GodFather, Grease,Leathal Weapon 4, Hero, The Sixth Sense, Austin Powers, Hero, Screwed, SkoolDaze, Poetic Justic, BadBoysII, Troy, Amistad, GoodFellas, BoysNthaHood, Vacation, BabyBoy, Never Been Kissed, Signs, Ghost, Chuck & Larry, Friday, 2Fast2Furious, Shaft, Moving!!(RichardPryor), Star Wars, Raiders of the Los Ark, The Mummy Returns, Mr.and Mrs Smith, Pirates of the Carribean, Undercover Brotha, Imitation of Life, Malcolm X, Westside Story, A Time to Kill, It's a Wonderful Life, Just about ALL KARATE flicks ....Spike Lee's~ When the Levees Broke! .. & of course anything I have been In. . .

Television:

Any thing Looney Tunes or The Muppets, Oprah, Every body hates Cris, My name is Earl, Extreme Home make over, Lakewood Church, The Fabulous life, The sheild, Chappelle Show, In Living Color, Spongebob, CNN, Tavis Smiley, 20/20, Seaseme Street, Sat mornin KUNG~FOO theater, Best Week Ever, The Crocadile Hunter, Saturday Night Live, The Dog Whisperer, and the Food Network!
~ TAKE ME AWAY .. TO BETTER DAYS . . TO OUR SECRET PLACE
MSLOVELY ~ YOU were the Angel of Guidance! Before you were sent down to Earth to be tested and be a human, you used to guide people in the right direction when they faced a problem or a seemingly hopeless situation. You looked out for humans using the stars as your eyes during the night when it was dark. Even today as a human, your friends and family often ask you for advice and always trust you because you know what is right and lead everyone in the right direction.
~ The world looks to you for advice and comfort. You're very protective of the ones you love and help anyone that you may pass on the street. You will fight if you absolutely have to, but you WILL NOT kill. You treat everyone, even your enemies, with mercy. While you help everyone, you still feel a hint of sadness... for not everyone would truly accept you, if they truly knew you, so you usually keep to yourself.
~ ANGEL: Angels are the guardians of all things, from the smallest ant to the tallest tree. They give inspiration, love, hope, and positive emotion. They live among humans without being seen. They are the good in all things, and if you feel alone, don't fear. They are always watching. Often times they merely stand by, whispering into the ears of those who feel lost. They would love nothing more then to reveal themselves, but in today's society, this would bring havoc and many unneeded questions. Give thanks to all things beautiful, for you are an ANGEL!
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~SoNia~ IS AN ANGEL. WHAT ARE YOU?

Books:



The Bible! "The Seven Spiritual Laws of Success", by DEEPAK CHOPRA. Anything that will help me grow and improve spiritually. ~ Oh and dam near anything funny!! If you got jokes, please share them! ~ Laughter is good for the Soul!!!

Heroes:

GOD, MY MOTHER, AND GRANDMOTHERS, PEOPLE WHO SAY WHAT THEY MEAN AND MEAN WHAT THEY SAY, AND PEOPLE WHO STRIVE TO MAKE THIS "ROCK" A BETTER PLACE TO LIVE!
~ 22YEARS - UNBREAKABLE LOVE! ~
Your True Love Is a Leo
.. Why you'll love a Leo:
A Leo has a presence and power that you find intoxicating. Sensual and playful, you'll be thrilled to have your Leo pick you as a playmate!
Why a Leo will love you:
You're willing to let your Leo be the center of attention (both at home and in public)And you're able to tiptoe around your lion - and put up with the occasional fit.

When you first meet a Leo, they can seem confident and outgoing. As someone who is shy and withdrawn, Crab, your Lion excites and inspires you. Don't be fooled by your Leo's booming roar and powerful charisma, though. Deep down, he or she is just a tender pussycat who wants to be scratched behind the ear. In fact, you and your Leo love are more alike than you think. You are both cautious when it comes to love, and you both require tons of affection. Your partner wants to feel adored - always - and you just might be the one to make that Leonine dream a reality.
Leo may be one of your most charming but trying friends. Yes, the Lion is warm, generous, loyal and loving -- traits that you adore. However, this friend is also bossy, self-centered and just a wee bit stubborn. Furthermore, Leo doesn't seem to understand that your leadership abilities are stronger than theirs. When it comes to your positive traits, the Lion celebrates your tenderness, affection, responsibility and intuition. When it comes to taking charge of the situation, though, your pal tries to steal your thunder. Fortunately, you've been blessed with patience. Over time, your pal will see the wisdom of yielding the floor to you when it comes to organizing parties, splitting the dinner check, or coping with the hotel manager. Once you're awarded this power, you'll be happy to yield the spotlight to your glamorous friend. Mutual interests may include dancing, shopping for furniture and gourmet cooking. CLICK HERE to find your True Love?
* * * * I AM SOO "BLUE"! LOL THIS IS A GOOD THING * * * *
**************YOU ARE DEFFINATELY A "BLUE" PERSONALITY *************** Congratulations, SoNia, you are a BLUE personality. The Core Motivation that drives you through life is "Intimacy". It is important to note that this does not mean sexual intimacy. BLUES need connection - the sharing of rich, deep emotions that bind people together. As a BLUE, you will often sacrifice a great deal of time, effort, and/or personal convenience to develop and maintain meaningful relationships throughout your life.
BLUES seek opportunities to genuinely connect with others, and need to be understood and appreciated, especially by their partner. Everything you do as a BLUE has to be quality-based, or you won't do it at all. You are incredibly loyal to friends, employers, employees, and above all to your significant other. Whatever or whomever you commit to is your sole (and soul) focus. As a BLUE, you love to serve and will give freely of yourself in order to nurture the lives of others.
BLUES have distinct preferences and are the most controlling of the four personalities, although they may not acknowledge (or even realize) the fact. Your code of ethics is remarkably strong and you expect others (not only your partner and those closest to you, but everyone) to live honest, committed lives as well. You enjoy sharing meaningful moments in conversation with your partner as well as remembering special life events (e.g. birthdays and anniversaries).
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TO ALL MY HATERS. . . . / I "THANK YOU!" 4 YOUR DEVOTION TO SNOOPING BEHIND MY EVERY MOVE TO SEE WHAT IM DOING. . THIS WOULD NOT BE AS FUN AS IT IS!!! LOL THANK YOU AGAIN AND PLEASE, KEEP STEALING MY STYLE AND COPYING ME! AFTER ALL I AM A QUEEN! IF I WERE YOU I'D WANNA BE ME TOO! ~SoNia~
((((( THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT )))))
PLEASE ~ IF ANYONE CAN HEAR ME MY NAME IS SONIA BOWSER. . AND I WAS ALMOST INFECTED TODAY !! ~ YOU SEE. BITCHASSNESS & HATERISM ARE SPREADING ACROSS THE COUNTRY LIKE WILDFIRE!!!. . . AND IT HAS JUST HIT THE LOS ANGELES AREA!!! . .PLEASE PROTECT YOURSELF FROM INFECTION!! BITCHASSNESS HAS CAUSED ME TO LOCK ME AND MY KIDS IN OUR POSH SUBURBAN AIR CONDITIONED HOME UNTIL IT PASSES!!!. . . .. . . THERE ARE HATERS OUT SIDE MY GATES. .TRYIN TO PREVENT ME FROM GOING TO THE STORE . . PLEASE. . . SOMEONE . . HELP US!. . WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF FILLET MIGNON!!! . . . THE HATERS HAVE CHASED AWAY THE POOL MAN, MY CHAUFFEUR, MY GARDENER, AND MY HOUSE KEEPER. . . PLEASE SEND HELP!!!. . BITCH ASSNESS IN LOS ANGELES IS APPROACHING """QUARANTINE LEVEL!!"". . . THERE ARE BITCHASSES OUTSIDE MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW HATIN ON ME!!. . .THEY ARE ON MY GATE!! . . AS WE ARE UNABLE TO GET TO OUR YACHT WE ARE TRAPPED . . .PLEASE SEND HELP!!
~ SoNia Bowser© ~ROTHLMOL
FYI~ **BITCHASSNESS** Verb.Latin root " hatin ass bitch* Definition: To HATE on others cause yo shit aint together! You are a Bitch Ass if you do the following Examples:
1. Hate on people for no apparent reason. 2. Sit around on your ass and talk about people all day long on the phone. 3. Gossip 4. Complaining 5. Laziness 6. Fake gangsta 7. You call urself a gangsta but live wit ur momma 8. You talk about people that is not like you. 9. You talk about people that don't think like you. 10. Trouble maker 11. You think your the shit (it's played out now) 12. Bossy 13. Always have to have an opinion 14. Always putting some one else down
The list goes on and on...and oh yea people the world is not your stage..stop the madness!!!!!! Stop the Bitchassness epidemic..by living ur own life..and minding your own business..stop runnin other people's lives run ur own!!!
((((((((((((((((( PLEASE! STOP HATIN!! GET HELP TODAY! )))))))))))))))))))


You are Superman

Superman 90%
Green Lantern 80%
Wonder Woman 65%
Robin 65%
Supergirl 65%
Catwoman 60%
Hulk 40%
The Flash 40%
Spider-Man 40%
Batman 30%
Iron Man 20% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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De-Dicknotism Therapy! Are U a Canidate?NOTE: I WILL HAVE MORE EXAMPLES OF OTHER DICKNOTISM VICTIMS IN MY NEW BLOG . . . . . . GOT DICK?" . . . . .COMMING SOON*** . . . . . . And I encourage you to sh...
Posted by ©SoNiaBowser© BigOncE' on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 09:14:00 PST

BARACK DA VOTE" OR DIE BITCHES!

UPDATE: ITS NOW OCTOBER. . . IF YOU AINT REGISTERED TO VOTE GET YOUR LAME ASS OFF MY PAGE!!!!!THERE IS NOOO EXCUSE NOT TO VOTE. . . WELL OK IF YOUR ASS IS "COMATOSED" . .HMM? WAIT A MINUTE IF YOU KNOW...
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©COATS4KIDS© PROJECT 2008

HELLO FAMILY! THIS PROJECT IS VERY CLOSE TO MY HEART! PLEASE READ AND PARTICPATE AND SHARE THIS WITH OTHERS IF IT'S POSSIBLE.*** NOW THAT ITS SPRING DON'T YOU HAVE SOME COATS & SWEATERS THAT WONT FIT ...
Posted by ©SoNiaBowser© BigOncE' on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 01:31:00 PST

* K_A_R_M_A *

"SORRY LOOKS BACK, WORRY LOOKS AROUND,FAITH LOOKS AHEAD!"THE LAW OF KARMA STATES:". . . YOU WILL RECIEVE BACK FROM THE UNIVERSE THAT WHICH YOU PUT INTO THE UNIVERSE. . . . "THE ONLY TRUE GUARANTEE WE ...
Posted by ©SoNiaBowser© BigOncE' on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:35:00 PST

I MAY HAV 2 BEAT HIM! . . CUZ I CAN'T CROCHET LOL

I KNOW HOW 2 CROCHET! ! ! . . OR AT LEAST I USED TO! LOLLike myself, I Hope you all enjoy, especially those of you that are romantically or otherwise involved.Peace & Light to you all,SoNia A ma...
Posted by ©SoNiaBowser© BigOncE' on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:32:00 PST

THIS IS 4 THE HATER IN YOU!!!

HEY FAMILY JUST THOUGHT I'D PUT ONE OF MY FAVORITE POEMS UP! * ( THIS IS MAINLY TO KEEP HATERS BUSY! WITH OUT SONIA TO STALK EVERYDAY WHAT ELSE WOULD THEY DO! . . SO HERE'S TO YOU BROKE ASSED, MISERA...
Posted by ©SoNiaBowser© BigOncE' on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 10:24:00 PST

MAM, WOULD U LIKE LIES WITH UR BURGER?

FAST FOOD NATION/ U FAT CUZ U EAT TOO MUCH SH*T!?OK FAMILY I JUST WATCHED A CNN SPECIAL ON CHILDREN AND OBESITY! IF YOU LIKE MICHEAL MOORE " 9/11 & SICKO" OR " SUPER SIZE ME "YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!...
Posted by ©SoNiaBowser© BigOncE' on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 07:25:00 PST

MY PUSSY. . ..

THIS IS FOR ALL THE WACKOS THAT KEEP ASKING ME IF THEY CAN SEE MY "PUSSY:" WELL LOL HERE YA GO. . .AINT SHE CUTE? MAKE SURE YOU ARE GENTLE WITH HER. SHE LOVES TO BE SNUGGLED AND KISSED. SHE'S A GOOD ...
Posted by ©SoNiaBowser© BigOncE' on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:26:00 PST

HAPPY BIRFFDAY TO ME

ATTENTION HATERS: I KNOW YOU WISH IT WAS YOU THAT GOT THE ROYAL TREATMENT FROM THE "KING", BUT IT WASN'T, SO KEEP IT MOVIN GIT YO SORRY JEALOUS, DESPERATE, WISH YOU COULD BE "SONIA" ASS OFF MY PAGE!!...
Posted by ©SoNiaBowser© BigOncE' on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 10:22:00 PST

SEMI PRO!! COMING SOON!!

..WOW, I HAD THE MOST FUN ON WORKING ON THE (MOVIE) SET OF WILL FERRELLS NEW MOVIE " SEMI PRO". IT STARS WILL FERRELL , ANDRE 3000 BENJAMIN, WOODY HAROLSON AND GANG OF OTHER FUNNY PEOPLE. AND YEP WHEN...
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