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Nik

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I enjoy short walks on the beach, bad conversation, brightly lit dinners, and vacationing at bland locales. So, if you're a MWM between the ages of 21-70 and you like to not have fun, please call me. Adventure seekers need not apply.

My Interests

My Likes: Hiking, Cold Stone Creamery, the elderly, dips for french fries, hot sauce, funny people, little to no drama people, napping, cold weather, wolves, jogging, bike riding, blue sky, green, the mountains.My Dislikes: Hot weather, sake, the elderly driving, sweat shirts with cats and baskets on them, chronic laziness, people who don't ask questions, weak handshakes, extremists.

I'd like to meet:

Guys: Must have a rad body. Must not be afraid to take a shirtless, flexing myspace pic. Must look very serious in every pic. Must take myspace seriously. Must have a motorcycle, or fast car as your background. MUST talk about how hot you are.Girls: Must take pics with their butt cheeks spread up into the air. Must be spreading own butt cheeks. Must have pics with boobs clenched in hot pink talons. Must leave "thanks for the add" comments with sparkling backgrounds.

Music:

Lita Ford.

Movies:

The Pink Panther collection, History of the World Part 1, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Airplane, Dumb & Dumber, and soft core porn.

Television:

The Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer (R.I.P.), Egyptian stuff on the History Channel, and that dude Manny that wrestles with sharks.

Books:

Boks r a weste of time.

Heroes:

Trey Parker, Biker Fox, and vigilantes.

My Blog

Goth Poem of the week

My soul bleeds a blackened tearNo fear in my dark career -I work at Hot TopicMy soul shall bleed tomorrow, yet again.Insufferable fools!Gift wrap? Use my flesh.Refund? Take my heart and SLAY!'morrow,...
Posted by Nik on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:28:00 PST

Overheard in LA

I think most people know about "Overheard in New York" - a website dedicated to wacky things people overhear on trains, in the park, etc. I'm sure a L.A. version is on its way soon. Really, I don't ...
Posted by Nik on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:07:00 PST

Idaho's Governor is a douche

Hey everyone, take a look at a little piece of a story on Yahoo...BOISE, Idaho - Idaho's governor said Thursday he will support public hunts to kill all but 100 of the state's gray wolves after the fe...
Posted by Nik on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST

The Joys of Being Middle Eastern

Up until around the age of fifteen, I grew up in one house with my mom, my brother, grandma, grandpa, aunt & uncle. We had 3 bedrooms. I thought this was a common living situation until I starting h...
Posted by Nik on Tue, 18 Jul 2006 10:42:00 PST

To my neighbors

You keep me up at night with your constant music, pounding on the walls, and lame conversation. I hop on your wireless internet. Thanks. We're even, cocksuckers.
Posted by Nik on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:10:00 PST

Pick up the winter issue of Violet Magazine!!!

Hey everyone, pick up the winter issue of Violet with Laird Hamilton on the cover. I wrote the "True Love" section in this issue. It's about gay penguins, a subject that everyone can relate to! You...
Posted by Nik on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 07:16:00 PST

I am a bad influence.

My little cousin Brenna is hilarious and adorable. My grandma and her happened to lose teeth around the same time, and Brenna was pretty distraught when she found out my grandma would not be growing ...
Posted by Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To those dicks who stole my car...

I hope you are doomed to an eternity of tossing Satan's salad in the afterlife.
Posted by Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have seen the future...

I have seen the future, friends. I see myself sitting in a bar in Los Angeles, one of the many that does karoke on Monday nights. I will have a Jack & Coke in my left hand, and a pencil in my right,...
Posted by Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Memories....

So, I had this friend of a friend in high school that got married straight out of high school. Now, the problem with getting married that young is that most of your friends can't afford a nice weddin...
Posted by Nik on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST