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Brandon Coltress

Are you good or bad?

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

Busta Rhymes, The Beastie Boys, Kylie Minogue, my grandfather

Music:

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Movies:

Falling Down, Kids, Pi, Brad Pitt movies, Vince Vaugn movies, Will Ferrell movies, Rap movies, karate movies, war movies, science fiction movies like king kong, comedies,

Television:

Crank That Kosha Boy
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Books:

My textbook for AST 102 and my notebook (does that count?)

Heroes:

All the girls that flatter me

My Blog

movie: I’m trying to kill myself...I’m unpredictable

what if they had a movie that was titled "Being brandon coltress?  like being john malcovich...like...that movie with jim carey....jim's world or whatever   i'm not accepting any record dea...
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:49:00 PST

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sneaky pete makes pool cues and nitrous
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 03:40:00 PST

navy general orders

1. To take charge of this post and all government property in view. 2. To walk my post in a military manner, keeping always on the alert, and observing everything that takes place within sight or hear...
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:45:00 PST

How I became such a good artist

I remember telling people my goals and them telling me keep trying to improve.
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:29:00 PST

12OCT2007

on Fri 12 OCT2007 I saw a man do an Ollie on East 4th St. onto the corner on the NYU side of the TVT side of the street across the street from the block that TVT is on.
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 01:27:00 PST

S.G. heard me and Dana fuckin’

I bet that sucked for him.  I'm eternally sorry.
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 01:37:00 PST

Number 99

I yeah What u Tom Bout Want to DJ unk w/ em & walk it out? I yeah What u Tom Bout Want to DJ unk w/ em & walk it out? I yeah What u Tom Bout Want to DJ unk w/ em & walk it out? Wanna ba da...
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:35:00 PST

Number 98

This ain't gym class heroes or Fall out Boy This God Damned J'Roy I got a problem tellin' lies Sometimes I want to tell 'em But dat be when Im Jokin Faggot: I don't want a smell 'em I smell a dirty ra...
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:34:00 PST

Number 97

what fok niggah you can't get on my level bro like keval, bitch niggah you could neva eva dis sneak a lil' man to this big planet a line snatcher, line backer, and a line hadit snorted coke the first ...
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:31:00 PST

Number 96

When I step up in th spot Anybody could have bet When I step up in th spot Anybody could have bet When I step up in th spot Anybody could have bet The scene is filled with bloodiness I made a bloody m...
Posted by Brandon Coltress on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:26:00 PST