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DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J.

I'm bad, like Michael Jackson. I speak Taripdishit

About Me

Hey People...
This is Snax, aka Snacks, aka, Lunchpax, aka, Lunchpacks, aka you know... Shit... I got so many aka's man. I particualarly like Sean Paul...I like that song that says you remind me of Sean Paul... and he's like no not that Sean Paul... the sean paul the weed dealer... So what up? I got so much to say...I don't like black market gambling. It's gay.
Some of my school credentials are:
Carrie A. Tuggle Elementary School (Birmingham, Al)
+learned to play the saxophone in the 5th grade
Malachi A. Wilkerson Middle School (Birmingham, Al)
+took band classes and played the trombone in band classes and the marching band, concert band, and Birmingham, Alabama “all city” concert bands. We did Christmas songs at the “All City” band final performance.
Ramsay Alternative High School (Birmingham, Al)
+Band Class
-My concert band report card grades were 87 and 90. My strings report card grade was a 95 (I played the upright bass). My symphonic band report card grades were 95, 95 and 98.
+Marching band
-trombone and percussion instruments including the bass drum, toms, snare drum and cymbals
+Concert band -trombone and percussion instruments
+Speech Class earned an “82”
University of Alabama at Birmingham (Birmingham, Al)
+University Honors Program
+Public Speaking earned an “A”
+Staff member (DJ) at BlazeRadio
-Guests included Ruben Studdard (before American Idol), Bubba Sparxx (during promotion for “Deliverance”) and University President (Carol Garrison)
-This position at BlazeRadio got me a job at Sabor Tropical as a DJ (Spinning CD’s)
Some of my other credentials are:
+In my hometown of Birmingham, Al, I was crazy in the music scene.
+I entered a rap battle at a Birmingham venue called cave nine (http://www.myspace.com/cave9) where I entered a freestyle battle and lost to the winner.
+I entered other battles frequently at the Birmingham event called The Eargasm located at The Highnote. I never won overall. One of the people I battled is now part of the group Maneline.
I've got some websites.
1. Showcase your music dot com
2. Brandon The Black Philosopher
3. Unsigned dot com official sneaky pete official page
4. My "Music on Track" Artist Page
5. My Indie Charts dot com Artist Page
6. Brandon Howard myspace page
7. Songs Featuring Brandon Coltress myspace page
8. My Myspace Music Page
9. White Whong and Brandon Songs only
10. My Bebo Homepage
11. My Imeem Webpage (Awesome playlist)
My mom was born in Guyana, South America. Sidney Potier made a movie called "To sir with love." It involved Sidney Potier being a teacher from Guyana. Here is a Kanye West Video.
Now playing: Lunch Pax

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/2/2006
Band Website: soundclick.com/lunchpax
Band Members: Me & Kylie Minogue
Influences: Influences? You mean how I network and buy weed on the "black market"? Naw man... I don't think that's what you're talking about... Well, Influences? Brandon I guess. I don't know... I'm influences by my Auntie Barbara. I'm influenced by the car I drive and the girl I fuck. I'm influenced by the drugs I use. I'm influenced by my friends. If I had any friends I would do the right thing. I was in the Navy. I ain't no punk. Sop, influences? Whatever... I'm influenced by the food i eat...Pepperpot. Lately, I've been walking around trying to get directions and people just ignore me. It seems like I could get somebody to talk to me if it looked like I had a face that smelled good and vice versa.
Sounds Like: A touch from a porcelin bowl to a ceramic, glass, or crystal drinking glass.
Record Label: interscope
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Money in the Ham

HookI'm from that Birminghamit's a burning landi'm a learning mani got a plan babyto stack a grand babydrought this land babyuntill there ain't no more money in the ham babyWhat's upthat's what it doi...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:54:00 PST

Big Boi Beef

Big boi I'mma fuckin stop his carrer I'm Birmingham I'm the fucking man of the year reed ballin and I'm walkin with a big black beard I'm lookin like rick ross this is a hustle in year what goes up up...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST

Bang Jay-Z

Bang Jay-ZFuckJay-Z sucksbut I suckedBang OtisFuck Otis Spunky SpunkmeirEat My Spunky SpunkmeirI ain't playin with youNoI ain't playin wit you, noooo!I need me a bitchI ain't talkin' bout switchbut yo...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:45:00 PST

This goes down in history as {(the best there will be) & (won't be repeated)}

Man, what i've gotTo do is change historyTomorrow is todayWhat's left to be foundIs a mysterySpitticus said,"What's the condition of it."Hit it with a bat &See how much you luv it.Comedians funny ...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:43:00 PST

Remember nights

rember nights when we didn't have no lights?power turned off lightin candles rightthat shit suckedwe ballinthat's all i knowhaulinand away we goremember nights i didn't win?on that night i lost...i di...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:44:00 PST

If it's on / All I need

What you gonna do?Imma take my medicineStick to the scriptMoney over bitchesThen get me a 20 packLet snoop get someHave mad sexThe past tense of do's doneYou got what you chose.If they're absent then ...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:42:00 PST

Get ready now

I'm comin' through with that flip flop paint on my ride.It's red apple and green apple.Look inside.You'll see the woodgrain dash,when you're looking at the d.And the peanut butter leather when you're ...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:41:00 PST

Your boy is with me

Your boy is with me Your boy is with meYou you wanna talk to yo home it's onBut let me tell you whatI'm not gon give him the phoneWe hangin' out chillin'I'm not gon leave him aloneWe like being to ge...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

Hillary's cool

Faith is owned by PeterHere @ URM folks crack eggs.At UAB they got some white girls who I wanna touchMini skirts & legs.Desert Eagle gunGet my dick hard when I look @ you for fun.Florida gun works...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST

new rps to go on the beat called treat you at www.myspace.com/redrumpro

i guess i got to/start like this &/end like that/my rhymes so fuckin tight &/my rhymes so fuckin fat/get off my dick/i'm celibate jack/and i don't fuck guys, anyway/know dat/my name sneak offi...
Posted by DJ Oscar Flavor & Sneaky Pete Official (not J. Pri on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 10:40:00 PST