Ran Judo Spy

I'm a hater...I hate on things and people and dogs and myspace and the government and melted peanut butter cups and high school kids, infants I fucking hate infants. I hate hippies and celeberties. Chuck Norris jokes can suck my left nut. I hate John Tesh, Whoopi Goldberg. Bad british accents, hot topic punks. I hate Yuma, L.A. Phoenix, New Jersy. White people who think they are anything other than a cracker. I hate tobacco companies, I hate those Truth commercials. I hate smoking so much, I hate non smokers, I hate smokers. I hate peoples parents, I hate the fact they don't make adult sise underoos. I hate generic tatoos. Ihate dumb tatoos. Ihate the fact I can't afford my tatoo. I hate its what I do so the rest of you can love...
This is what happens when punks grow up...we don't. I offend people, I offend my self, I drink and smoke too much. I'm selfish self centered and arrogant...but everyone tells me I'm not. I'd eat babies given the chance.
I grew up in a small middle of New York, the city of Syracuse. I don't remember shit from that place. I even lived there till I was twelve, and went back every summer till I was 17. All I remember is hippies, assorted poor people, a few friends I had. I was gonna grow up in that town to be the person that nobody liked... So I became that person someplace else."