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The Corpse of Billy Bones

And the bones of Country music, lay there in their casket; beneath the towers of Nashville, in a bla

About Me

Okra is the closest thing to nylon I've ever eaten. It's like they bred cotton with a green bean. Okra, tastes like snot. The more you cook it, the more it turns into string.

My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

Caligula, Hank Williams, Timothy Leary, Robert Johnson, Evel Kneivel, Mark Twain, Henry Plantagenet, Winston Churchill, Ken Kesey

Music:


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Southern Rock Opera (Dig) ..
Band of Gypsys ..
The Best of Buddy Miles ..
Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs ..
Trace
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The Brooklyn Side ..
The Elephant Riders ..
Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables (CD + New DVD Documentary) ..
Al Green - Greatest Hits ..
Xtra Acme USA
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Chelsea Girl ..
Superfly ..
Live at the Wetlands (Dig) ..
Harvest Moon ..
The Velvet Underground & Nico
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Tupelo Honey
Astral Weeks
Soul Serenade
Live at Billy Bob's Texas
East-West

Paul Butterfield Blues Band
The Southern Harmony and Musical Companion
Shake Your Money Maker
A Long Time Comin'
Riverside Battle Songs

Ollabelle
New Riders of the Purple Sage
Willis Alan Ramsey
D & B Together
Do or Die

The Best of Ronnie Hawkins & the Hawks
Hooker 'n' Heat (Recorded Live at the Fox Venice Theatre)
Wander This World
Buttermilk & Rifles
Put the "O" Back in Country

Wanted! The Outlaws
Collection II
Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd
At San Quentin (The Complete 1969 Concert)
Faithless Street

All Relationships Are Doomed to Fail
The Gilded Palace of Sin/Burrito Deluxe
G.P./Grievous Angel
The Sky Is Crying
Social Distortion

Echoes of the Stanley Brothers
Big Iron World
In Person at the Whisky a Go Go
Jumping from 6 to 6
Rebel Meets Rebel

The Falls of Rough
Led Zeppelin IV (aka ZOSO)
The Misfits
Under the Influences
Some Girls

Love Is a Charm of Powerful Trouble
The Black Godfather
Blind Faith
Disraeli Gears
Cheating at Solitaire

Graveyard Shift
Sackcloth 'n' Ashes
Lovesick Broke & Driftin'
The Band - Greatest Hits
Glenn Miller - Greatest Hits

A Decade of Hits 1969-1979
Santo & Johnny
The Best of Sam & Dave
The Ultimate Collection
Patsy Cline's Greatest Hits

Dusty in Memphis
Acoustic: Live at Stubb's
The Essential Fucked Up Blues
Country Bullshit
Risin' Outlaw

Thunderstorms and Neon Signs
Near Truths and Hotel Rooms Live
The Basement Tapes
Blonde on Blonde
Exile on Main St.

13 Hillbilly Giants
Live at Fillmore West
Blues at Montreux
Foggy Mountain Jamboree
The Complete Recordings

Dust My Broom
West Side Soul
Kick Out the Jams
Take a Ride
An Anthology

Masters of Modern Blues
Beware of the Dog
The Bourbon Legend
Bolsa de Agua
The Best of Faron Young

Hank Williams - 40 Greatest Hits
O.C.M.S.
Straight to Hell
Should Have Seen It Coming
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Movies:

Just about anything with curse words and explosions...and tits!

Television:

history channel, espn, speedvision, discovery, any channel Law & Order comes on

Books:


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Lovesick Blues: The Life of Hank Williams ..
Europe: A History ..
Shakespeare: The World as Stage
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Twenty Thousand Roads: The Ballad of Gram Parsons and His Cosmic American Music ..
A Brief History of British Kings and Queens ..
The Course of Irish History
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Scotland: The Story of a Nation ..
A Modern History of Japan: From Tokugawa Times to the Present ..
The Search for Modern China
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A Concise History of the Middle East ..
National Geographic Almanac of World History ..
I, Tina
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The Great American Bathroom Book, Volume 1: Single-Sitting Summaries of All Time Great Books ..
Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80's ..
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream
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The Taming of the Shrew
Edgar Allan Poe: Complete Tales & Poems
Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot
Alcoholica Esoterica: A Collection of Useful and Useless Information As It Relates to the History and Consumption of Booze
Democracy And Education
I'm Back for More Cash: Because You Can't Take Two Hundred Newspapers into the Bathroom
Medieval Civilization, 400-1500
Bloody Mary
On the Road
I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell
The Modern Drunkard
A Short History of Nearly Everything
A History of Britain : At the Edge of the World, 3500 B.C.-1603 A.D
A History of Britain, Volume II: The Wars of the British 1603-1776
A History of Britain: The Fate of Empire 1776-2000 powered by frazy.com

Heroes:

Rasputin, Hank Williams, Takeru Kobayashi (the little asian dude that devours hotdogs) and the one armed drummer from Def Leppard

My Blog

the red state blues...

Ok kiddies, once again its time to be educated on how to properly insult the mindless, dense and underdeveloped masses. For those who've been following along, I made short my stay in Savannah as ...
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 06:10:00 PST

you east coast? I FAR east coast...

Aight bitches I know you've been salivating at the chance to hear my wonderful bullshit again so here it is... My 2000 mile odyssey was fairly uneventful.  This being said, I still had a few enco...
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:48:00 PST

20 Things You Didn't Know

My liver is better than yours!1. PBR is now on tap in yuppie bistros, therefore it's out. Expect Old Style or Schlitz to move up in its place. 2. Jager is FINALLY out, unless you're in high school. ...
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 01:03:00 PST

A political handjob

Those who know me fairly well, are aware that I regularly rant about my million-dollar ideas.  Well hold on to the nearest set of boobs or bottle of whiskey because this may rock your world. ...
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 03:46:00 PST

Y'all gots to know this stuff

There are too many people out there lacking my excellent guidance in life.  If you think that sounds quite arrogant then fuck off.  You obviously need my help if you're reading this. I am wr...
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

So I was fucking this chick in the ass...

This has nothing to do with the title I just like saying that.  If you'd like to hear the rest well bite it, I've got some venting to do.I dropped into the bar the other day, honestly thinking I ...
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 11:47:00 PST

Kinda like finishing the crossword...

There was a story that my grandfather passed on to me years ago.  It had come down the lineage-ladder from a long ways back and recently it finally made sense.Somewhere lost in the rolling hills ...
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST

Logically Delicious

I had an interesting thought yesterday as I drove past the Arizona School for the Deaf and Blind.  It "hit" me (pay attention everybody) that the area golf course, El Rio Trini Alvarez Municipal ...
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:46:00 PST

Alcoholism?

Getting older is for the weak-minded.  Always be reminded that celebrating makes you even more pathetic...Use this time as an opportunity to reflect on your life and the general state of things.....
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:44:00 PST

I don't know quite how to feel

I almost broke down in tears this morning due to some cripling information.(Caution: this should not be read by those with weak minds or stomachs...continue at your own risk)Tommy Chong is Canadian.Ma...
Posted by The Corpse of Billy Bones on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 03:55:00 PST