Pineapple

About Me

The friends that I have on myspace tend to get deleted a lot. Because of this, my top friends are forever changing. I like people that are smartasses, have no tolerance for stupidity, and are fed up with the government. My humor is lost on most people because they don't listen and refuse to read between the lines. Just because I am a pineapple doesn't mean that I have no standards. Read my blog before you add me if you don't know me in "real life." While you are at it, you should look at my photos.

My Interests

googly eyes everywhere, making lots of stacks of papers in my office, watching cars get caught in the vortex in front of my house, wearing hello kitty slippers everywhere I go, and sarcasm.

I'd like to meet:

Only freaks that are over 21 and have a twisted sense of humor. I hate chain emails and surveys. If you like those things, then DON'T ADD ME!

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Music:

Olivia Newton-John Rules!
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Television:

People that say they don't watch TV are either liars or have some higher purpose that does not interest me.

Heroes:

Sarcastic assholes and marvin the manatee

My Blog

Vroooooooooom!

The ROT Rally is here, so all my driving friends in Austin need to keep an eye out for the bikers.
Posted by Pineapple on Thu, 31 May 2007 08:50:00 PST

Does this mean I'm famous?

I was playing around on my sitemeter for The Pineapple Report this morning and discovered that CNN linked to my blog. Weeeeeeeeeeeee!...
Posted by Pineapple on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

Because I am sad

this is for damon
Posted by Pineapple on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:14:00 PST

Help animals find forever homes

Join this group
Posted by Pineapple on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

i am a lazy blogger

so that's why i added a million pictures at one time to the traveling pineapple today.
Posted by Pineapple on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:12:00 PST

Hot Air

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Posted by Pineapple on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

only the best turkey for me

If you were so lucky, I posted the dumbest turkey as a comment. For all of you that spent a lot of time "pimping" your page, I dumbed it down for you. It goes a little something like this:...
Posted by Pineapple on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:07:00 PST

Do you live in Texas?

Then get out and early vote! You have until November 3rd to early vote. If you just can't get that done, you have one last chance to vote on November 7th. Take your friends. And if you don't vote ...
Posted by Pineapple on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 11:10:00 PST

Do you like Rick Perry?

I hope not. If you are like most Texans, you do not want him reelected. According to most polls, he is in the lead with about 30% give or take a few percentage points. That means that 70% or so of ...
Posted by Pineapple on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:11:00 PST