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in 1985, (at the age of 3) i entered my first regatta on the long island sound. i was attacked by a whale who was being strangled by a giant squid. I shot a flare gun signal at the squid,burning a tentacle. As she released her slimy arms, and retreated into the waters, i then harpooned the killer whale that stared at me.I have since retired from racing and now enjoy a steady career as a pro table tennis champion.as for the squid.... i heard she is still out there in the sound, drifting along the shores of connecticut and long island. re emerging to sea level once every full moon.