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Bad Education

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About Me


Who Am I?
My name is Kim
I work at Bertucci's in Chels.
My hair no longer feels like pubic hair
I suck at updating myspace pictures so don't hold to it that that is what I look like
Most of my friends are younger than me. Not sure why...
When I'm in the mood, I really like to do those filly out quizzy things, even if I know that noone reads them.
I've been through more shit than the average 30 year old. I don't regret any of it, I learned my lessons young.
I'm smart, I just slack. I swear to Merlin, I'm smart.
I like leggings. Those tight things that are really like wicked thin sweatpants, you know?
I really, honestly and truly don't care what anyone thinks of me.
I have ten piercings. Eyebrow, nose, industrial and other randoms on my ears. Umm, not so much. How about... three? At least, I only have jewelery in 8. Eyebrow may go back in, not sure. Eyebrow's back in.
The only car accident I've been in, I was six or seven and I'm seriously lucky that I wasn't injured. I should have been.
I love beer. I just love the taste and the aftertaste and the smell and... Mmm... Beer. Even though it's been months since I drank it last.
Running is not my thing. Don't expect me to run after you for any reason, unless it's figurative.
It's true, America really does run on Dunkins. Well, Kim does at least. (Iced FV light, no sug) Unswtnd ice tea w/o lem.
My tongue can take the shape of a three leaf clover.
Opera singing is my specialty. Ask Jared.
I love my mum. I would do almost anything for her and I'm so grateful for our relationship.
My first concert was the Backstreet Boys. Oh yeah!
My favorite band of the moment is Oxymoron. AFI & WIFS McFly & Metro Station
The government is behind 9/11. I fucking swear to you. I have evidence.
Camels Baby.
My uncle died from leukemia. That scares me.
Jenn Garcia* and I are starting a band. I swear to shit that it's going to happen. I promise, that will never happen.
My first jock party was broken up by cops.
I like wearing aviators that are too big for my face.
I can drive a standard. Woot!
I'll write a book one day. Maybe
I highly doubt that I'll ever leave Massachusetts. I like it here. Maybe New Hampshire... it's a possibility.
I have diagnosed OCD. Leave me alone about the weird shit that I do.
If you're talking to me and I look like I'm zoned out and staring at something, I'm still listening, just obsessing about something. Feel free to talk. :)
For years, I swore that I would never get a myspace. Same with bookface and look at me now.
I'm most likely going to ask random people who look cool to sign my yearbook. That is, when I get it. I dunno why. I want to. I didn't do that.
Grammatically incorrect writing bugs the shit out of me. (Yes, I know I wrote "dunno" rather than "don't know". That's lazyness.)
Sleeping is my thing. I do it well.
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My Interests



Think About It
The issue, the one that sends me to the dictionary of philosophy, if I had one, is the idea of acting like myself. Where do my hands go when I'm myself? Are they in my pockets? I frankly can't remember. I have a tough time just being myself, you know, at parties and such. I start talking to someone and suddenly I know I am no longer myself, that some other self has taken over.

The less active the body, the more active the mind. I had been sitting for days, and my mind made this curious excursion into a tangential problem: Let's say my shopping list consists of two items: Soy sauce and talcum powder. Soy sauce and talcum powder could not be more dissimilar. Soy: tart and salty. Talc: smooth and silky. Yet soy sauce and talcum powder are both available at the same store, the grocery store. Airplanes and automobiles, however, are similar. Yet if you went to a car lot and said, "These are nice, but do you have any airplanes?" they would look at you like you're crazy.

So here's my point. This question I'm flipping around-what it means to act like myself- is related to the soy sauce issue. Soy and talc are mutually exclusive. Soy is not talc and vice versa. I am not someone else, someone else is not me. Yet we're available in the same store. The store of Existence.
-- Steve Martin

I'd like to meet:

Those people, you know? The ones with the hair.

Music:

Against Me!, AFI, WIFS, Leftover Crack, Choking Victim, Star Fucking Hipsters, Intro5pect, Jonas Brothers, Lower Class Brats, 999, Rancid, The Queers, Tilly and the Wall, Juliet Lloyd, Street Dogs, Rooney,The Adicts, GBH, The Distillers, The Misfits, Anti-Flag, Against All Authority, The Nobody's, The Briggs, Buzzcocks, Toy Dolls, Cockney Rejects, Dead Boys (RIP Stiv), Evanescence, The Exploited, Harry and the Potters, James Blunt, Hymn of Siren, Jason Mraz, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, The Libertines, Lola Ray, Nirvana, Oxymoron, Phantom Planet, Revis, Sham 69, Staind, Subhumans, System of a Down, Tenacious D, Toadies, USA Waste, Jonnee Earthquake, Clinic Bomb, Piracy, Toxic Narcotic, Mustard Plug, The Damned, New York Rel-X, One Man Army, Splogenessabounds, UK Subs, English Dogs, The White Stripes, Common Rider, OpIvy, sooo many I forget.

Movies:

I like movies. They're cool when they're made correctly and cast correctly and acted correctly and promoted correctly.

Television:



Books:



And like a bajillion others.

My Blog

Bratz: The Movie

There is only one word necessary to describe this movie. Ridic. Yes, ridic. It's not even worthy of typing the whole word out. Four best friends grow apart due to high school cliques but become BFFs a...
Posted by Bad Education on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:45:00 PST

Once

Guy and Girl meet on the streets of Dublin where Guy is performing one of his original songs on the guitar. They chat and discover each other’s talents which leads to a song collaboration which ...
Posted by Bad Education on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 05:59:00 PST

10,000 BC-End Spoilers

In the simplest terms possible, 10,000 BC is a Lord of the Rings wannabe with all of the special effects but none of the plot or character development.I’m not sure that this review can live up t...
Posted by Bad Education on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:56:00 PST

Juno

Diablo Coty has created a masterpiece and Ellen Page has made it happen.I’ve just finished watching an illegally burned widescreen dvd on a non-widescreen television. I missed a good two inches ...
Posted by Bad Education on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 11:56:00 PST

Across the Universe- again

I'm really quite bothered that I found this film so disappointing and I'm disappointed in my review of it. So I'm watching it again, right now, as I type this and I plan to make notes on particular sc...
Posted by Bad Education on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:44:00 PST

Jumper- What’s with me being disappointed lately?

If you don't care about well-written plot and good acting, go see Jumper.It turns out, Jumper is another one of those cases of, 'Hey, let's make the trailer look really interesting to cover up shitty ...
Posted by Bad Education on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 02:03:00 PST

Across the Universe- I’m on a roll today

Honestly, I expected better. I think the best things about it were the special effects, creativity and the fact that Evan Rachel Wood really can sing as long as she isn't doing it in an octave that sh...
Posted by Bad Education on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:31:00 PST

A vs. F

Picture this situation...Kim has gotten an A on 90% of the papers that she's written for English classes since... Freshman year in high school (with the exception of the beginning of Junior year when ...
Posted by Bad Education on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 03:13:00 PST

Might as well do something with it...Pt.2

Because it's not out of my system yet...Part2- Job Survey..>..>..>..>What job do you do right now?Toys R Us Sales AssociateWhat will your next job probably be?Something gayWhat hours do you typically ...
Posted by Bad Education on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:17:00 PST

Might as well do something with it...Pt.1

You can't do a bunch of surveys just because you're bored and not put them anywhere. And so, I present. A series of surveys.Part1- A Christmas Survey..Christmas SurveyHave you been naughty or nice thi...
Posted by Bad Education on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 05:04:00 PST